Things on the ground are out of my jurisdiction.


I oversee fourteen schools and I always find myself at yours discussing a Simpson kid.


I'm alive and you're my naked fairy god boy!


The last place anyone would expect to see a moon - the sky.


When we see each other again, you'll be an old man and I'll be a baby!


Homer: First the good news: two of your kids are not locked in the car.

Cake, will you make my stomach the happiest bag of acid in the world?


Marge: Homey, you sure know how to please a woman.
Homer: As long as it doesn't involve losing weight or changing my pants.

First five customers get a discount, next five get to hear secrets from the first five.


Like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville, my genius can not be stopped.


It's one of those unsolved mysteries, like how do my clothes get cleaned and get back in my dresser?


That theremin has paid for itself time and time again.

Principal Skinner

The Simpsons Season 22 Quotes

Lisa: Quiet. It's time for the noblest Nobel Prize of all.. the Peace Prize.
Homer: I would kill for that!

Homer: It's 4 am, you kids should have been in bed a half hour ago.
Lisa: We're watching the Nobel Prize announcement lives from Stockholm.
Homer: Ooh, the Nobies.