The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 22 Quotes
Things on the ground are out of my jurisdiction.
Wiggum
I oversee fourteen schools and I always find myself at yours discussing a Simpson kid.
Chalmers
I'm alive and you're my naked fairy god boy!
Gil
The last place anyone would expect to see a moon - the sky.
Bart
When we see each other again, you'll be an old man and I'll be a baby!
Homer
Homer: First the good news: two of your kids are not locked in the car.
Cake, will you make my stomach the happiest bag of acid in the world?
Homer
Marge: Homey, you sure know how to please a woman.
Homer: As long as it doesn't involve losing weight or changing my pants.
First five customers get a discount, next five get to hear secrets from the first five.
Julio
Like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville, my genius can not be stopped.
Homer
It's one of those unsolved mysteries, like how do my clothes get cleaned and get back in my dresser?
Bart
That theremin has paid for itself time and time again.
Principal Skinner
