The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 5 Quotes
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Oh my God, Mr. Burns is dead! Why do the good always die so young?
Smithers
(Homer wants to keep Hans Moleman as a replacement for Bart.)
Homer: (Kisses Moleman's head.) It's like kissing a peanut.
Marge: Homer, I want that thing out of my house.
Bart: (reading cue cards) Hello, Mr... Kurns. I bad want... money now. Me sick.
Homer: Ooh, he card reads good.
Lisa: I propose to you that your heir not need be a boy. In this phallocentric society of ours--
Mr. Burns: I don't know what phallocentric means, but no girls!
Milhouse: (dressed as a girl) So much for Plan B.
Mr. Burns: Careful, Smithers, that sponge has corners you know.
Smithers: I'll go find a spherical one, sir.
Mr. Burns: I specifically said, no geeks!
Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool...
He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat.
Mr. Burns
I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer.
Lionel Hutz
Mr. Burns: I suggest you leave immediately.
Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
That's it! Being abusive to your family is one thing, but I will not stand idly by and watch you feed a hungry dog!
Homer
Mr. Burns: Now that you've agreed to reap the windfall of my death, I must return to my large, empty mansion to rattle around and await the inevitable ... alone.
Marge: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Homer: Yeah. Let's push him down the steps.
