Right. I forgot I was speaking to a psychotic mind that snaps and kills people impulsively.

Elena

Elena: You touch her and I swear I'll never speak to you again.
Damon: What makes you think that has any power over me? Cause I took an arrow in the back for you? You are severely overestimating yourself.

You know this whole pretending to hate me is getting a little silly.

Damon

Alaric: Why would I know anything about the Lockwoods?
Damon: Well, you wouldn't. But your dead not dead vampire wife might.

Katherine: Where is Mason?
Damon: He's right beside me. Although, his heart's across the room.

I kinda fell for her. I don't know how anyone wouldn't because she's pretty incredible.

Tyler

Bonnie: Overnight, you turned into this hot guy, who's really hot and...
Jeremy: You think I'm hot?

You wanna let yourself get killed? That's not heroic. That's tragic.

Stefan

Stefan: Try not to get yourself killed.
Damon: Yeah. It's been a day for that.

This is the third time I've saved your life now.

Elijah [to Damon]

Elena has to die.

Luka

They're the enemy. And if they break that curse, all of us are as good as dead.

Brady [to Tyler]

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.