The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Alaric [on Andie]: Just don't killer her, please.
Damon: If I did, who would report her death?
That Elijah is one scary dude, but with nice hair.
Alaric
I'm an Original. Show a little respect.
Elijah
You're a dick.
Alaric [to John]
Stefan: This is a future memory: it's where your boyfriend whispered to you that he loved you.
I think there are a lot of conversations to be had about our future. About the kind of life we can have together.
Stefan
Stefan Salvatore, I hereby invite you into this home.
Elena
Tyler: The Doppleganger?
Stevie: Evil twin shadow person.
Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.
Stefan: How was the slumber party?
Elena: Fine. Good. Well-needed. When can me and you have one?
Stefan: Thank you.
Damon: No, Stefan, thank you. You're back on Bambi blood, and I'm the big bad-ass brother again. All is right in the world.
Alaric: You always have to be invited in?
Damon: By the owner or person of entitlement. Short-term rentals and hotels are a bit of a gray area. You kinda gotta play it by ear.
