Vikings
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Ragnar: Someone once explained to me what a miracle is. Now I understand, Magmus. Your birth was a miracle.
Magmus: A miracle?
Ragnar: Yes, because I never had sex with your mother. All she ever did was piss on me.
Aslaug: How strange Lagertha that you should play the usurper, One woman against another. it doesn't quite fit with your reputation.
Lagertha: I was never the usurper, always the usurped. You took my husband, my world, and my happiness. The fact that you're a woman is neither here nor there.
How long do you think you can keep us prisoner, traitor? We left sixty ships outside your port, full of Vikings. Don't you think they will come knocking soon if we don't return?
Floki
Astrid: Two sons of Ragnar Lothbrok, how privileged we are.
Sigurd: If you say so.
Astrid: How many of you are there all together?
Sigurd: Can't say for sure.
Lagertha: I know of one for sure.
Ivar: I bet you wish you had never brought me along, right? And I bet you wish you would've killed me when I was born, just like you wanted to.
Ragnar: Only when you talk.
Ivar: How do we know that we are going the right direction?
Ragnar: All roads lead to the throne.
Ivar: Sounds good, but it's probably wrong.
Ragnar: I'm not going to stand here all day watching you try to be normal when you never will be.
Ivar: I am normal!
Ragnar: No, you're not. Once you realize that, that is when greatness will happen.
Ubbe: Poor Ivar.
Sigurd: Poor Margrethe.
Ubbe: I suppose you had to console her?
Sigurd: I did what I could. She's terrified of him.
Ubbe: So am I.
Ivar: I'm terrified of water.
Ragnar: Plenty of worse ways to die than to drown.
Mother, all my life you have been suffocating me, paying me so much special attention. Why? Because I'm a cripple? Poor Ivar. Now, poor Ivar has a chance to find a way to prove himself with the gods. I will not let you take that away from me.
Ivar
Bjorn: What a beautiful dragon you've built for us Floki.
Floki: Now let's fly her to Rome.
Bjorn: I wish you were coming with me.
Ragnar: No you don't. You said yourself, this is your destiny, not mine. Your mistakes are yours, and so are your successes.
