Monica: See, see? That's where you and Hayward differ. He's gonna burn Westview to the ground just to get what he wants. Don't let him make you the villain.
Wanda: Maybe I already am.

You know, part of me secretly wanted a guest spot on the show, but seriously, that sucked.


Darcy: Can I help you, creeper?
Vision: You don't remember me from last night? We locked eyes. There was a unspoken understanding.
Darcy: Um, hard pass.

As punishment for my reckless evening, I plan on taking a quarantine-style staycation. A whole day just to myself. That'll show me.

Pietro: Hey, I'm not some stranger and I'm not your husband. You can talk to me.
Wanda: I don't know how I did it. I...I only remember feeling completely alone. Empty. I just...Endless nothingness.

Agnes: You're one of the Avengers. You're Vision. Are you here to help us?
Vision: I am Vision. I do want to help. But what's an Avenger?
Agnes: What? Why don't you know? Am I dead?
Vision: No, no. Why would you think that?
Agnes: Because you are.
Vision: Cause I'm what?
Agnes: Dead.

Pietro: I can't believe you're making them return all the candy.
Wanda: I can't believe what a bad influence you are.
Pietro: Who beefed in your borscht? I'm just trying to do my part, okay? Come to town unexpectedly, create tension with the brother-in-law, stir up trouble with the rugrats, and ultimately give you grief. I mean, that's what you wanted, isn't it?

If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.


Wanda: It's their first Halloween. You have to be there.
Pietro: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the big dealio? Big guy has a conflict, twins need a father figure for the night. Don't sweat it, sis. I got the old XY chromosome. Uncle P to the rescue, huh?
Vision: There you go. Problem solved.

Billy: Whoa, Mom. Are you old Red Riding Hood?
Wanda: I'm a Sokovian fortune teller.

I am trying to tell you that there are rules in life, okay? We can't rush aging just because it's convenient. And we can't reverse death. No matter how sad it makes us. Okay? Some things are forever.

Tommy: Do you have a brother, Mom?
Wanda: I do. Yeah. He's far away from here. And that makes me sad sometimes.

WandaVision Quotes

Vision: Wanda, I know we can't stay like this. But before I go, I feel I must know. What am I?
Wanda: You, Vision, are the piece of the Mind Stone that lives in me. You are a body of wires and blood and bone that I created. You are my sadness and my hope. But mostly, you're my love.
Vision: I have been a voice with no body. A body, but not human. And now a memory made real. Who knows what I might be next? We have said goodbye before, so it stands to reason-
Wanda: We'll say hello again.

Vision: Wanda, I don't presume to know what you're feeling, but I would like to know. Should you wish to tell me. Should that be of some comfort to you.
Wanda: What makes you think that talking about it would bring me comfort?
Vision: Oh, see, I read that the-
Wanda: The only thing that would bring me comfort is seeing him again. Sorry. I'm so tired. It's...It's just like this wave washing over me, again and again. It knocks me down, and when I try to stand up, it just comes for me again. And I...It's just gonna drown me.
Vision: No. No, it won't.
Wanda: Yeah. How do you know?
Vision: Well, because it can't all be sorrow, can it? I've always been alone, so I don't feel the lack. It's all I've ever known, I've never experienced loss because I have never had a loved one to lose. But what is grief, if not love persevering?