I can't wait to be a proud papaya.

Dr. Nielson: Yep! Definitely pregnant.
Wanda: Well, that much we figured.
Vision: It's just kinda taken us by surprise. It's just kinda suddenly. Quite suddenly, wasn't it? I mean, practically overnight. I mean...how did this happen?
Dr. Nielson: You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

Vision: And now, ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Wanda: The Cabinet of Mysteries!
Vision: Yeah, yeah, what she said.

Today, we will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe.

Agnes: Wanda, can I give you a bit of friendly advice?
Wanda: Is it about the way I'm dressed?
Agnes: Yes, but it's too late for that.

Norm: You're like a walking computer.
Vision: What? I most certainly am not. I'm a regular carbon-based employee made entirely of organic matter, much like yourself, Norm.

Vision: My wife and her flying saucers.
Wanda: My husband and his indestructible head.
Vision: Aren't we a fine pair?

WandaVision Quotes

Vision: Wanda, I know we can't stay like this. But before I go, I feel I must know. What am I?
Wanda: You, Vision, are the piece of the Mind Stone that lives in me. You are a body of wires and blood and bone that I created. You are my sadness and my hope. But mostly, you're my love.
Vision: I have been a voice with no body. A body, but not human. And now a memory made real. Who knows what I might be next? We have said goodbye before, so it stands to reason-
Wanda: We'll say hello again.

Agatha: 'The Scarlet Witch is not born, she is forged. She has no coven, no need for incantation.'
Wanda: I'm not a witch. I don't cast spells. No one taught me magic!
Agatha: Your power exceeds that of the Sorcerer Supreme. It's your destiny to destroy the world.
Wanda: I'm not what you say I am.