I can't wait to be a proud papaya.

Dr. Nielson: Yep! Definitely pregnant.
Wanda: Well, that much we figured.
Vision: It's just kinda taken us by surprise. It's just kinda suddenly. Quite suddenly, wasn't it? I mean, practically overnight. I mean...how did this happen?
Dr. Nielson: You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

Vision: And now, ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Wanda: The Cabinet of Mysteries!
Vision: Yeah, yeah, what she said.

Today, we will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe.

Agnes: Wanda, can I give you a bit of friendly advice?
Wanda: Is it about the way I'm dressed?
Agnes: Yes, but it's too late for that.

Norm: You're like a walking computer.
Vision: What? I most certainly am not. I'm a regular carbon-based employee made entirely of organic matter, much like yourself, Norm.

Vision: My wife and her flying saucers.
Wanda: My husband and his indestructible head.
Vision: Aren't we a fine pair?

WandaVision Quotes

Norm: You're like a walking computer.
Vision: What? I most certainly am not. I'm a regular carbon-based employee made entirely of organic matter, much like yourself, Norm.

Vision: My wife and her flying saucers.
Wanda: My husband and his indestructible head.
Vision: Aren't we a fine pair?