Wilfred Season 2 Quotes
Stacy: Jeremy, I have the state highway commissioner on line one.
Jeremy: Well I've got a belly rub on line two!
Is anyone else concerned that there's a stale half-eaten Wheat Thin under this desk?
So you're just going to leave me in that thing? Like some guy caged up like some animal?
One man's trash is another man's feng shui. That's why I left that pool of yellow water by the southeast door.
You see what it says there? Participant. Do you think they give one of those to every dog who takes part in the competition?
We get it, Beans. We all know you got tasty balls. No need to flaunt it. Jesus, is there no limits to this guy's arrogance?
Oh typical. Won't even shlob this guy's nob to help a friend get steroids. You selfish prick.
I'm gonna look just like that Kathleen Turner dude.
I have a strict policy against taking any drug that's not illegal. They're never strong enough.
Ryan: Drew says that it helps you achieve maximum core rippage.
Wilfred: That's just the kinda rippage I need.
See what I did there? I got super tired, stopped running, and started dry heaving. I've gotta not do that.
I'm not Dr. Phil, okay? I'm Dr. Wilfred...and I only call myself that when I'm dj-ing.
