Wilfred Season 2 Quotes
There's a war out there, Ryan, a war between dogs and babies...and you brought it to our door step.
Beans got a pair a month ago, and he's been snout deep in puss ever since.
Say what you want about Beans, but boy knows how to do it up right! There might even be a sprinkler.
You're doing a shit job at that shit job.
Did you see that?!?! Slow Piscopo stole my bit right out from under me!
Excuse me, do I come into your place of business and interrupt you when you're working?
Are you kidding me? Lassie was doing sad, droopy dog eyes back in 1955. That shit is hack.
Those idiots wouldn't know adorable if it cornered them in a holding cell and raped them with a plunger handle. That reminds me; Bear could you pick up a plunger before our next date night?
Jeremy: Tomorrow. Possible?
Wilfred: You, not being a dick. Possible?
If those clowns come up with a cure for lung cancer it is going to be a sad, sad day.
Jeremy
I'm an office dog. It's my duty to entertain and amuse, and if I can't do it they'll bring in some foosball table who can!
I only huff the good stuff. I'm kind of keyboard cleaner snob.
Amanda
