Wynonna Earp
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Wynonna: So, Miss ‘No More Secrets,’ what aren’t you telling me?
Nicole: Waverly proposed to me, and I believe the Romans call it ‘Wynonna interruptus.’
Wynonna: It’s more effective than the pill and a lot cheaper.
Nicole: That’s not how lesbianing works, Wynonna.
Nicole: I can’t believe you didn’t tell me about Peacemaker.
Wynonna: Would you be here if I did? Now shut it. I have to focus. Pull up like a butter face, swing like a threesome. Clear eyes, full bra, can’t lose.
Nicole: Just zigzag. You’ll be fine.
Rachel: This is child abuse.
Nicole: Not if you’re over 16.
Rachel: Hope you feel super dupes about getting the drop on me.
Nicole: You shot at us.
Rachel: You were trespassing.
Nicole: Well, we didn’t know anyone lived here.
Rachel: Oh, well now you do. You’re welcome.
Sheriff Haught, at least you are wearing a smile.
Doc
You like that, bitch? I’ve seen Princess Bride like 70 times.
Wynonna: I'm just the girl with the big-ass -- ass.
Nicole: Girl.
Wynonna: You're right, them boots is tight.
Nicole: Top-shelf.
Waverly: I really, really love you.
Nicole: And I really, really hate this ring.
Waverly: I thought I had lost you.
Nicole: No! I’m just having some baby carrots!
Nedley: We cut through them like RuPaul cuts through performances without heart.
Robin: Yeah, I haven’t seen that show.
Nedley: Get your life in order, son.
Waverly: And, you know, your hair looks great.
Wynonna: Yeah, but is it end-of-the-world great?
Oh, hosejob, this is gonna kill Mama.
Wynonna: I’m glad you’re here if it’s going down.
Waverly: I’m yelling timber.
