Wynonna Earp
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I’ll take that as a “yas queen!”
Wynonna: Let’s blow this Bulshar stand.
Mercedes: Ew, don’t say “blow” and “Bulshar” in the same sentence.
The universe is hilarious. My best friend’s great-great-granddaughter is sleeping with her baby sister’s daddy.
Doc
Welcome to the Purgatory Yacht Club, bitch.
Mercedes
Oh look, it’s the world’s worst Sons of Anarchy cosplayers.
Nicole: Besides, I would be terrible at keeping Waverly anywhere. She can convince me to do anything.
Wynonna: Get a blazing phoenix tattoo all up your butt?
Waverly: This is bigger than you.
Wynonna: I’ll tell you what’s bigger than you — me!
The ring controls the arm! It's like playing Wii! I'm really good at Wii!
Waverly
Maeve: You are Wyatt Earp’s boyfriend!
Doc: Yeah, fine.
Wynonna: I don't take notes from someone wearing an oven mitt.
Waverly: It's a precaution!
Wynonna: It’s fugly.
Kevin: You drink too much.
Wynonna: Mmhm.
Kevin: You couldn’t find your ass with a map.
Wynonna: Where is it?
Kevin: And you are literally our only hope.
Wynonna: And your name’s Kevin?
Kevin: Did I stutter?
