Wynonna Earp
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Waverly: We know Bulshar has some kind of power over the woods.
Jeremy: Yeah, that guy would kill on Tinder.
Waverly: Like if The Giving Tree had sex with a Stephen King story.
Waverly: What do we have?
Jeremy: Uh, each other?
Waverly: Squat!
Jeremy: And, and… really great calves! Both of us!
My face still looks like a goddamn charcuterie board!
Mercedes
Nicole, I've never been so happy to hear your stupid, bossy voice!
Wynonna: So you can't take Peacemaker. That's good to know. Tell you what: when I break this game, I'll shove her up your ass and blow your guts out through your brains. Willingly.
Wynonna: The floor is melting, Doc! I'm out!
Doc: Wynonna, do not do anything foolish!
Jeweler: How did you say you came upon this ring?
Nicole: Uh, it's been in my family for generations. Yeah. It came right over on the boat, smuggled right up Granny Haught's petticoats.
Wynonna: Bulshar wants The Tower.
Waverly: Well, that's obviously a wang metaphor.
Wynonna: Kate says that represents darkness and destruction.
Waverly: Yeah, like I said, Bulshar's wang.
Wynonna: Then my will is a stone-cold, be-mulleted iron woman. On steroids.
Kate: Girl, I'm a mystic and I still can't decode that sentence.
Wynonna: It'd be awesome if Bulshar's cards just said: "Hey, Bulshar, you're a big old bag of deflated dicks."
Still smells like Bobo del Shit down here!
Doc
Woman, can't I have one goddamn dinner party without you getting all up in my biscuits?
Waverly