Waverly: Also… when was the last time you went home? Or ate?
Jeremy: Oh, that depends. What day is it?
Waverly: We’re gonna need to get you a falafel.

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• Added: September 01, 2018

Nedley: We confiscated their party bus this morning.
Nicole: Who party buses at 10 am?
Wynonna: The deeply committed.

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• Added: September 01, 2018

Wynoonna: Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! Ho-ho-hold my calls while I kick some honeycomb ass!
Charlie: Who are you talking to?

Wynonna: I’m not sure!

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• Added: August 25, 2018

I’ll call up my blood splatter analyst, my behavioral profiler and Helen Mirren to see what’s up.

Jeremy

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• Added: August 25, 2018

Doc: Then why didn’t you tell me?
Kate: I did! Many times! Doc, I’m a vampire! Doc, I drink blood! Doc, let me bite you!
Doc: Yeah! I thought that was roleplay!

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• Added: August 25, 2018

Wait, wait, Robin’s family too! He mentioned it, that his dad would never leave town because they’ve been here forever. That means I wasn’t ghosted, my date was just kidnapped by Bulshar, maybe! Huzzah!

Jeremy

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• Added: August 25, 2018

Wynonna: Did you just go out and slaughter a wild turkey?

Michelle: Like I’m going to feed my girls store-bought.

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• Added: August 25, 2018

Waverly: I’m vegan.
Michelle: You’re already a lesbian.

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• Added: August 25, 2018

On top of everything, we need to be an adult daycare center?

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• Added: August 17, 2018

You tell Waverly and those Earp bitches I say hey! Wait, did I just say...

Nicole

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• Added: August 17, 2018

Wynonna: Waverly's shtupping a cop!
Waverly: Her name's Nicole!

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• Added: August 17, 2018

A demon has been stalking your sister ever since she was a baby!

Michelle

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• Added: August 17, 2018