YOU
Thursdays on NetflixYOU Quotes
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. No, I used to have my shit together.
Love
Theo: I will never touch her again.
Joe: You think this is because you kissed my wife?
Theo: It was once.
Joe: Oh you fucked my wife.
Joe Vo: What a mess my wife has made.
Theo: I loved her. Why would she do this?
Joe: This is not your fault, she fooled me too.
Theo: Are you going to kill me?
Marienne: Promise not to judge?
Joe: No never.
Marienne: I'm glad he's dead.
Love: I think that' the best sex we ever had.
Joe Voiceover: Yes, it was. The spark our marriage needed doesn't come from swinging. Our love language is violence.
Fuck, I've been so single-minded in my pursuit of you. Tonight my focus will be on love, it has to be because if Love is not happy we will never get a chance to be.
Joe Voiceover
Love: Do you love her? I just want the truth. Oh. Did you ever actually love me?
Joe: The moment I saw you. You know this, I would do anything for you.
Love: I know that you cheated on me, and you lied. You made me feel like you really saw me like you were perfectly happy. You made me feel like I need to protect you. You got so upset killing objectively horrible people, so I thought he's sensitive, I can do this for him.
Joe: I don't remember you asking.
Love: And then I come to find out that you are happy to murder just for a different woman yet here I am doing it for you, a teenager, someone innocent.
Joe: Yeah, he was just a kid, someone you were having an affair with. We can do this if you are willing to admit you haven't been perfectly happy either. We have both made mistakes. I have made some big ones, and I'm sorry Love. I never wanted to hurt you. I tried, and I know you have been trying too, but it didn't work. and now we can be honest about that and deal with this like two adults.
This wasn't the plan, but I can't blame you, you're trying to solve an impossible problem, Ryan.
Joe Voiceover
I have some absolute fucking weirdos in the basement, but in their own weirdo way, the Conrads bring out the best in each other. Now Love and me, we bring out something in each other, and that's why I need to get out. In Love's mind, we're f finally on the same page and face adversity as a united front.
Joe Voiceover
Theo: I know that it's not true what the Conrads said that you did.
Love: What did the Conrads say?
Theo: That you killed Natalie.
It's OK you can look at it, look at my dick. Welcome to the real party, brother.
Cary
Cary: If you don't want to fuck yourself, how is someone going to want to fuck you, my man?
Joe voiceover: Oh, of course. Cary is Cary-sexual.
Marienne; You know the worst part about being married is that they actually know you so well that they can just use it for the rest of your life.
