I put my best friend in a cage. oh my god, I am so grateful for you. I don't know anyone else who would understand. I don't know what I'd do without you.

Love

Swinging was supposed to be my marriage's dying gasp, not theirs. How the fuck are these two getting out of this alive?

Joe Voiceover

Marienne: Promise not to judge?
Joe: No never.
Marienne: I'm glad he's dead.

Love: You and your beautiful daughter, you need to run. Disappear. Ryan is just the beginning of what he'll do.
Marienne: Then why, aren't you running too?
Love: It's not that simple for me.
Marienne: No, Okay listen to me, maybe it's not my place. Maybe you think you owe it to your kid, or maybe you're clinging to when things worked, but please, if there is ever even for a fleeting moment a tiny moment a tiny voice in your head, and that tiny voice is saying "I deserve better," listen to her. That's your partner. That's you real true love, and if you betray her long enough, you wil lose her. Trust me. I'm still tryingn to get mine back.

I have some absolute fucking weirdos in the basement, but in their own weirdo way, the Conrads bring out the best in each other. Now Love and me, we bring out something in each other, and that's why I need to get out. In Love's mind, we're f finally on the same page and face adversity as a united front.

Joe Voiceover

Marienne: If Ryan finds out that I was with a married man however innocently he'll use it and I'll never get custody.
Joe Voiceover: You're right, Ryan is a problem but there are always problems in love stories. I'll find a way to fix it for you.

Cary: If you don't want to fuck yourself, how is someone going to want to fuck you, my man?
Joe voiceover: Oh, of course. Cary is Cary-sexual.

Theo: I know that it's not true what the Conrads said that you did.
Love: What did the Conrads say?
Theo: That you killed Natalie.

I've never felt more clearheaded but I don't need time to figure out what to do about Love. I won't let her hurt you, Marienne, I'll never let anyone hurt you. I have to stay ahead of her this time.

Joe Voiceover

I came to the woods afraid of the darkness inside me, but they saw it and accepted me anyway. Is this what it feels like to have friends? Fitting in isn't always the worst. Yes, they're silly. Yes, what happens out here is fucking nuts. All I know is I feel like me again.

Joe Voiceover

This fucking guy, Goldberg is a fucking animal. Come here. You are one fine specimen, Joe.

Cary

I have feelings for you, Joe. I know nothing can happen. You're married with the cutest baby on the planet, and I would never do anything to split up a family, I need you to know that.

Marienne

YOU Quotes

A guy needs to protect himself. I had to make sure you're safe, and your name was a glorious place to start. Not a lot of Guinevere Becks. And there you were, every account sent to public. You want to be seen, heard, known, and of course, I obliged.
Born and raised Nantucket Island. A brother Clyde and sister Anya. Your parents really were assholes about the names. Your folks split when you were 12. Your dad dropped out of the picture.
Went to Brown where you majored in Lit. Cool. And minored in douchebags. Eh. And then on to NYC to conquer an MFA, and make your mark presumably. Now you still write, barely. Too busy living out moments you won't remember five years from now. I know this because you post about this life all the goddamn time. Candidly, it's the least appealing thing about you, Beck.

Joe Voiceover

Beck: At the end of the day people really are disappointing, aren't they?
Joe: Sometimes they surprise you.