You're the Worst
Wednesdays 10:30 PM on FXXYou're the Worst Quotes
Our job is to present to the world a human woman of quality. Harper is awesome, she deserves to go to a great school.
Rob
See? Dogs do eat nachos.
Gretchen
I miss our Largo days, Sandwiches. Don't you? Our Largo days.
Gretchen
Conventional and scary, hell yeah. But the death of fun? Not necessarily. To be a slave to an idea of coolness is why some of your friends never grow and in the end are actually less themselves. And counterintuitively lead less authentic lives than the buyers-in.
Lexi
Writing is very seldom actual writing. Maybe on the outside it looks as though I'm drinking and playing darts and eating craisins out of the box in my pocket, but this is part of the process. It's all writing. And I need you to respect my process.
Jimmy
Gretchen: Jimmy is a writer.
Lexi: Oh! For what show?
Jimmy: [snorts] Not for television. God, can you imagine?
I mean, the old lions had it easy! The only distraction from writing was the encroaching tide of fascism. And the occasional syphilitic seizure.
Jimmy
Ah, damn! I'm late for work. The bar opened twenty minutes ago.
Jimmy
They weren't kidding about that "no rules" thing. That little girl with her arms on backwards straight up bit my tit.
Gretchen
Forget about movies, this is the golden age of television. TV owns.
Haunted House Visitor
[dressed as Steven Spielberg] Excuse me, sir. I don't mean to be too forward but you have caught me with your 'Hook.' You're at the top of my 'Schindler's List.' My loins are 'Terminal'-y always 'The Color Purple' for you. So please, open your 'Jaws' and make out with me. 'Munich.'
Dorothy
Looks like that dry spell's about to end. Try not to blow a hole through her back.
Jimmy
