You're the Worst
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Oh my god, Gretch, it is literally 'Nam out there! There was so much traffic I got through three whole episodes of the Just Farts podcast. And then, I got to the thing and they wouldn't let me through the people so I abandoned my car and walked past the people and they yelled at me. And then some Asian boy gave me a cup of Gatorade which was weird. And then I walked all the way here, uphill, and then I died. I'm dead.
Lindsay
In what world is a freeloader allowed to invite someone else to stay? That'd be like Kato Kaelin inviting someone to live in an even tinier little guest house.
Jimmy
Yeah, if he's [the mouse's] not bothering anyone, who cares that he's here?
Gretchen
Gretchen: We're adults! We can walk.
[Everyone laughs]
Jimmy: What are we, New Yorkers? [fake New York accent] Oh, fuhgeddaboudit, let's walk and get a pizza bagel with Mayor Goo-liani!
Gretchen: Oh, I know you.
Dorothy: Oh, you do?
Gretchen: Yeah... you're a theater girl.
Jimmy: I mean, the phrase doesn't translate easily to English but it means that there is not currently a problem.
Gretchen: So would you say it's a... problem-free philosophy?
Jimmy: That's a tad simplistic but--
Gretchen: OK, so it's like... no worries for the rest of your days?
Jimmy: Hakuna ma-ta-ta!
Gretchen: Did you just quote The Lion King to me?
Jimmy: The lion what? No, it's a Swahili phrase.
Who's the rando?
Lindsay
Edgar: Hey, um, so listen... I think you're funny and cute and I'd like to take you on a date with me for a date.
Dorothy: [amused] Is this a bit?
Edgar: I don't think so, but I'm still not 100% sure what a bit is.
Lindsay: [panicked] My toast is still bread, Paul. What's happening?
Paul: Have you been paying the utilities?
Lindsay: You need to come help me.
Paul: Why haven't you cashed any of the checks I've sent?
Lindsay: Cash a check? Who am I, Lee Iacocca?
Jimmy: You just look a little tired.
Gretchen: [offended] Cool. Thanks. Your dick's a weird color. Catch up again tomorrow?
Edgar: You mean just ask [Dorothy] out?
Jimmy: No, get her hammered and finger-bang her in your car.