RuPaul TV Quotes Quotes
RuPaul: Have you ever been possessed by a demon?
Eureka!: My whole life.
[Everyone laughs]
RuPaul: Well, maybe you can help me with today’s Mini Challenge?
Miss Piggy: Moi? Help?! After I had to wait all these years for you to ask me to be on your show?
[All the queens laugh]
Miss Piggy: I’d love to!
Don’t get it twisted, this season of All Stars will be a game within a game. And a master class of survival. Rawr!
RuPaul: So, how’s it gonna feel to send those bitches home?
Gottmik: Correct!
[Everyone laughs]
RuPaul: Now, I love your Scottish brogue. I can say only one thing with a Scottish accent, it’s “Lawrence Chaney!” Can you teach me how to say something else with a Scottish brogue?
Rosé: Yeah, here’s one … “Ellie Diamond!”
[RuPaul laughs hard]
RuPaul: Who has the best “D”?
Heidi N Closet: Now that I’m here… L.A.!
[They both laugh]
RuPaul: “I’d like to keep it on please.” She was right, I was wrong. There!
Symone: Growth, RuPaul. Growth.
RuPaul: Thank you, Dr. Fauci!
[Everyone laughs]
Rosé: I’m feeling absolutely stunalina with my Norvina.
RuPaul: Woo!
Norvina: I think we have our new slogan.
Again, these are questions so easy even The Pit Crew knows the answer.
RuPaul: Best of all, your assigned psychic pairings, you’ll need to makeover … each other.
[The queens stare at each other]
Tina Burner: [In confessional] This is a makeover challenge, and I have been paired with a Scottish caveman.
Spirits far, spirits near, make my drag queens reappear!
I think I can see her sex pistol!
