RuPaul: Have you ever been possessed by a demon?
Eureka!: My whole life.
[Everyone laughs]

RuPaul: Well, maybe you can help me with today’s Mini Challenge?
Miss Piggy: Moi? Help?! After I had to wait all these years for you to ask me to be on your show?
[All the queens laugh]
Miss Piggy: I’d love to!

Don’t get it twisted, this season of All Stars will be a game within a game. And a master class of survival. Rawr!

RuPaul: So, how’s it gonna feel to send those bitches home?
Gottmik: Correct!
[Everyone laughs]

RuPaul: Now, I love your Scottish brogue. I can say only one thing with a Scottish accent, it’s “Lawrence Chaney!” Can you teach me how to say something else with a Scottish brogue?
Rosé: Yeah, here’s one … “Ellie Diamond!”
[RuPaul laughs hard]

RuPaul: Who has the best “D”?
Heidi N Closet: Now that I’m here… L.A.!
[They both laugh]

RuPaul: “I’d like to keep it on please.” She was right, I was wrong. There!
Symone: Growth, RuPaul. Growth.
RuPaul: Thank you, Dr. Fauci!
[Everyone laughs]

Rosé: I’m feeling absolutely stunalina with my Norvina.
RuPaul: Woo!
Norvina: I think we have our new slogan.

Again, these are questions so easy even The Pit Crew knows the answer.

RuPaul: Best of all, your assigned psychic pairings, you’ll need to makeover … each other.
[The queens stare at each other]
Tina Burner: [In confessional] This is a makeover challenge, and I have been paired with a Scottish caveman.

Spirits far, spirits near, make my drag queens reappear!

I think I can see her sex pistol!

RuPaul Quotes

Ross Matthews: [About Jan] Even in your lyrics, you say, “push further into mainstream than any queen before.”
RuPaul: Hmmm, I have a little issue with that.
[They all laugh]

RuPaul: But, you can came into the competition saying, “I came to fight!” And, you know, it’s not like you were...
Vixen: Yeah, so, I came into the competition saying, “I came to fight!” Never once did I start a fight.
[Monet makes a face]
RuPaul: Hey, wait, is that true? It looked like you were instigating things.
Vixen: When did I instigate?
RuPaul: This thing between Aquaria and Miz Cracker.
Vixen: It’s not instigating to tell someone the truth. It’s not instigating to tell someone.
RuPaul: Oh, you can also not say anything!
Vixen: You could, but what’s wrong with telling someone the truth?
RuPaul: Well, if you’re gonna tell someone the truth and it’s going to create tension in the room... then that is creating a fight. You also have a choice to not say anything.