Surprise! What's goin' on? We are going to celebrate your Mo...

Elliot: Surprise!
Carla: What's goin' on?
Elliot: We are going to celebrate your Mom's death! I mean, your Mom's life. We're gonna celebrate your dead Mom's life! I even got a cake!
Carla: Wow. Does it say "dead" anywhere on it?
Elliot: Not any more!


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Carla Espinosa, Elliot Reid
Episode:
Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20: "My Boss' Free Haircut"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 20 Quotes

Carla: I just know I really could've used you around this week! I miss you.
Turk: Can you tell her I miss her too? You know what, never mind. Because she wouldn't believe you.

Barber: That'll be eighteen dollars.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, I'm not paying. I'm a doctor!
Barber: Yeah... we don't do that anymore. You're paying.
Dr. Kelso gets up and runs out the door
J.D.'s Narration: You still have to try, though. Because as a recently incarcerated doctor once said, "Nothing worth having comes easy."

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