Turk, you are going to be so happy you picked me to co-write thi...
Elliot: Turk, you are going to be so happy you picked me to co-write this study.
Turk: Hell yeah. I thought we'd start off by having a couple of beers.
Elliot: Uh, yeah. I got all the info I could find on peripheral vascular disease, and then I highlighted the important passages and color-coded them to correspond with the outline on the back of your packet.
Turk: But I don't have a packet. [Elliot takes out packet] Look at that, Turk's packet. So you did this last night?
Elliot: Yeah. Why? What'd you do?
Turk: Well, Carla had to work, so I scarfed down a bunch of fast food, right, and I got back home at around 7 o'clock. I went to the bathroom at
about 8. I got out of there at 11:15. It was a good night.
Elliot: I'm a nervous poo-er
- Characters:
- Turk, Elliot Reid
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 1 Episode 16: "My Heavy Meddle"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- Turk Quotes, Elliot Reid Quotes, Scrubs Season 1 Episode 16 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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