Carla: Well, I came across Mr. Rice's advanced directive, and he has a few requests he would like us to honor.
Dr. Kelso: Let's see. Blinds open. That's done. Incense burning. Close enough. Glad you called.
Carla: Dr. Kelso? He also wants to hear Poison's 'Talk Dirty to Me' once a day.
Dr. Kelso: He wants to hear whose what?
Carla: Poison. It's a heavy metal band.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, like Motley Crue, and Winger. My son was a bit of a headbanger.
Carla: I'll get a tape-deck in here and we'll just...
Dr. Kelso: Miss Espinoza, that's not necessary.
Carla: It's just one song.
Dr. Kelso: It starts out as just one song, but then before you know it, half of the hospital staff is running around piercing their genitalia, and fornicating in the back of vans