Well, I dropped my cell phone in a bowl of cereal last week, idiot! If you had called me, you would have known that!

Andy

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Character:
Andy Dwyer
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 21: "Swing Vote"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 21 Quotes

That is my band. I didn't recognize them without me because I'm the only one that matters.

Andy

I believe in cutting useless government projects. I also believe in cutting useful government projects.

Ron