When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonet up my nose, it tickles my brain. Ow. Now, I don't know math


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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8: "The Kiss Seen Around the World"
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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

Diane: And reports indicate she has also consumed a record amount of seamen.
Tom: Well, that sounds like one powerful Hurricane, Diane

Tom Tucker: In other news: There was trouble at the White House today when President Bush stuck his finger in an electrical socket. When asked why he did it, the president replied "Cheney told me that was where leprechauns hide their gold"