You know, on a first date, I could see what a guy was wearing an...

Carla: You know, on a first date, I could see what a guy was wearing and know exactly how far he was gonna get that night.
Elliot: Oh, me, too. And that guy's gettin' boobies.
Carla: Yeah, he is.
(J.D. takes off his sport jacket to reveal his button-up is short-sleeved.)
Elliot: Whoa! That guy's gettin' a hug at the door. Heh.
(J.D. takes off the button-up to reveal that his red tee is actually an "Electric Boogie" belly shirt.)
Elliot: And that guy is getting a fake name and a phone number with six digits.
J.D.: I know how ridiculous this looks.
Carla: I don't think you do.


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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 16: "My Quarantine"
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Now, keep an eye on the bum's vitals. I gave him enough sedative to put down a rhino.

J.D.

Kylie: Let's go.
J.D.: Kylie, wait. I paid Steve fifty bucks and an I.O.U. for another hundred and twenty to fake a heart attack. I just-I really wanted tonight to go well.
Kylie: Is there anything else?
Danni: Adios, assface.
J.D.: I had sex with her. A lot.
Kylie: Why are you telling me this?
J.D.: If I don't come clean now, whether it's a few weeks or months or years from now, I know it's gonna come back to haunt me and ruin us, and I don't want that.
Kylie: I'm not looking for a project.
J.D.: Yeah... I understand. It's...
Kylie: So get it together. Now let's go get some coffee.

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