Accidentally on Purpose Quotes

Davis [about Billie and Zack]: Don’t stress him out. She’s not gonna try to marry him. She’s just gonna mold him into a boring funless…

Olivia: [James] mailed you the box? Ohh, that is the work of a breakup master! Billie: So I’ve heard. Why did I date the breakup master?…

Zack: The reason I didn’t sleep with you… is because I had an orange penis. Billie: Wow, I was imagining how you were going to finish…

Billie: Do you have some sort of bugging device? James: What are you talking about? Billie: You wait until Brian starts talking to me,…

Abby [to Billie]: You didn’t call me before you tried to seduce [Zack] because you know that I think you should have a real relationship…

Billie: I’m thinking of sleeping with Zack. My brain says it’s a bad idea, but it’s being outvoted by every cell in my body. Is sleeping…

Billie: I don’t know any other way to put this, but I have happy feelings in my downstairs area

Billie: Did you see that? There I was being flirted with by a handsome married man who’s kind of my imaginary boyfriend and James totally…

Davis [to Zack]: Dude, you do have a toy you can play with. Just take more trips downtown on the alone train. Have an all-by-yourself…

Davis [to Billie’s breasts]: And good morning to you. And good morning to you. Billie: I see you’ve noticed my recent pregnancy gift from…