"No One Is Alone"

Susan tries to get Edie to confess to burning down her house on tape; Danielle rescues Matthew and they run away together; Bree admits herself to a mental health institute; Lynette follows Tom to Atlantic City and sees him with another woman.

"I Know Things Now"

Gaby and Carlos ask Xiao-Mei to be their surrogate mother; Ed hires a forensic accountant who uncovers Tom may have had an affair in Atlantic City; Betty discovers Matthew set Caleb up and locks Matthew in Caleb's old cell.

"It Wasn't Meant to Happen"

Just when Gaby and Carlos obtain full custody, Libby changes her mind and takes Lily back; Bree offers to be Peter's sex addiction sponsor; Ed has Lynette send dirty instant messages to his wife to save his marriage.

"Don't Look at Me"

Bree's parents show up on her court date, have it postposted, and want to take Andrew back to Rhode Island until they learn he's homosexual; Gaby adjusts to motherhood.

"Everybody Says Don't"

Bree takes an interest in Peter, a recovering sex addict; Lynette ends up testifying for Bree uduring the trial; Dr. Ron tells Edie about Susan and Karl's sham marriage.

"Could I Leave You?"

Dr. Ron breaks up with Susan after her anesthesia confessions; Gay and Carlos find an attractive mother to adopt from; Andrew tells Bree he'll tell the judge she sexually abused him.

"There Is No Other Way"

Paul is arrested and almost killed by Noah's thugs; Andrew, seeking emancipation, accuses Bree of hitting him while drunk, making her join AA; Gaby and Carlos visit an adoption clinic.

"Thank You So Much"

Bree babysits for Lynette's children and passes out drunk; Gaby's mother, Lucia, shows up and agrees to be Gaby and Carlos' surrogate mother; Edie is hurt and disappointed when Karl does not propose.

"Silly People"

Carlos and Gaby take Xiao-Mei, a former slave who's in danger of being deported, in as a maid. Susan discovers she doesn't have health insurance and Karl agrees to secretly remarry her so she can use his.

"There's Something About a War"

Gabrielle tells Father Crowley that Sister Mary and Carlos had sex, prompting him to send her to Alaska; Tom is given a job at Lynette's firm; Bree finds out about Matthew and Danielle's relationship.

Desperate Housewives Quotes

Dr. Barr: Hey there. I was surprised to hear you wanted a session.
Bree: Well, there's nothing like being tied to a bed to change a girl's mind.
Dr. Barr: What do you wanna talk about?
Bree: Anything at all. As you said, I...I have a lot of issues.
Dr. Barr: Well, I assumed as much when you told the ridiculous story about your daughter running off with a murderer.
Bree: Saw right through that, did ya?
Dr. Barr: Well, I'm a trained professional, Bree. The human mind is my playground.
Bree: Well, I'm glad that you're having fun.

(to dead body) "Tu me manques, Monique" ("I Miss You Monique").

Orson