Desperate Housewives Quotes

Lynette: So if Tom was cheating, you wouldn’t tell me? Gabrielle: No! But I would hire someone to beat the crap out of him. Lynette: Aww,…

Mary Alice: We all have our reasons for rewriting history. Sometimes we need to provide ourselves alibis…(shot of Andrew talking with…

Bree: I am so tired of feeling like the worst mother who ever lived. Andrew: You’re not. There’s grandma. Bree: I just… I’ve tried so…

(Susan is in bed with Ian when Julie calls to tell her Mike woke from his coma.) Susan: Oh my God… (She looks at Ian) Susan: Oh my GOD!!

Bree: I’m not telling who it is. I’m just asking the question. If you know a husband has been unfaithful, do you tell the wife? Lynette:…

Orson: When Andrew was on the street, he…uh…he didn’t just beg for money. At times he…well, he did things to earn it. Bree: Well,…

Tom: Why are you being such a hard ass? Lynette: It’s called parenting, Tom. Watch and learn.

(Lynette practising baseball with Parker.) Tom: What are you guys doing? Lynette: I’ll tell you what were not doing, quitting. Tom: Hey…

Mary Alice: (opening voiceover) The day Mike Delfino woke from his coma, Edie Britt was the first to know. Once she was sure he was…

(Gabrielle sees Carlos waiting for her in front of her house) Gabrielle: Carlos, what are you doing here? I mean, besides lowering my…