Desperate Housewives Quotes

Gabrielle: (to Carlos) You peed in my shampoo. Admit it! The cap was lose and I know how your sick mind works! Carlos: (to Gabrielle) Oh…

Lynette: God, I hate my life Gaby: I know, I wouldn’t trade with you for anything

Ian: Well you know my number, it’s only fair. Is it more than three? Susan: Nine Ian: Please tell me you’re answering in German… Susan:…

(Ian knocks on Susan’s door after she told him she slept with 11 guys.) Susan: Take a number I’m with a client.

Mary Alice: Orson Hodge dreamed of the perfect honeymoon. Indeed, he’d begun planning it the moment Bree Van De Kamp agreed to marry him….

Gabrielle: How could you do this to me? I never would’ve let you seduce me if I knew you were getting married! John: Well you didn’t have…

(Susan just told Ian that she’s slept with 11 men in her life.) Ian: Where are you going? Susan: To bed! Alone! You know, it’s always…

(Tom is on the phone with Lynette) Tom: I can barely sit up. The kids are running wild. I need you to come up here. Lynette: Why don’t…

Orson: (to Andrew) . I know about rage. I know how it eats you up. But rage goes away, and when it does, you’re just left with the mess…

(Gabrielle gets out of the suitcase she’s been hiding in.) Gabrielle: (leaving the elevator) Don’t laugh. I saved a bundle on airfare.