Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: Even in the 50s you’re a scumbag.

Peter: If you want to have fun with your girl try dancing. It’s fun and good for your health.

Peter: For 60 years, Sundays have meant God, football and Family Guy. And later, to a lesser degree, The Simpsons.

Stewie: I can’t believe you still want to invest in this. They use dog meat. How can you condone the eating of other dogs? Brian: Oh,…

Cleveland: Peter, that’s Bruno Mars. Peter: Bruno Mars? Who’s she? Cleveland: She’s a man. And he’s not even black. He’s a beautiful,…

Stewie: You’re really taking to this. I wish I would have brought you in on this earlier. Together we’re going to make a fortune. Brian:…

Brian: The stock market is a sucker’s bet like chasing your tail.

Brian: Stewie, adults are allowed to say racist things because of traffic.

Stewie: For instance, there are more single people over 50 than ever so I’m investing in handguns and black-out window shades. They don’t…

Peter: And I’m bisexual like all the members of the Coast Guard. Goodnight Coast Guard. I hope you enjoyed the episode.