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"Ass Burgers"
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South Park returns for the second half of season 15 with "Ass Burgers." If you can't tell from the witty title, Cartman is diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome and has his unique way of coping.

Happy Birthday Stan!
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"You're Getting Old"
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It's Stan's 10th birthday and when his world view changes, it rattles the very foundation of South Park.

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"City Sushi"
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Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder after starting a turf war between the owner of City Wok and the newly formed City Sushi.

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"Crack Baby Athletic Association"
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Cartman brings Kyle in on the ground floor for his new business adventure: the Crack Baby Athletic Association.

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"T.M.I."
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When the school posts all the students' penis sizes, Cartman gets in trouble and is sent to anger management therapy.

Sir Ike
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"Royal Pudding"
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When the princess is kidnapped during Canadian Royal Wedding, Ike and his fellow Canadians are called to arms to rescue her.

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"Funnybot"
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Jimmy hosts the Special Ed's 1st Annual Comedy Awards and when they declare Germans the least funny people, the country retaliates.

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"HUMANCENTiPAD"
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For the South Park season 15 premiere, the show takes on Apple's iPad and the indie flick, "Human Centipede," in one fell swoop.

Sharon Working Out
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"Creme Fraiche"
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Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to pick up an interest of her own, leaving Stan's life in shambles.

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Watch South Park Season 14 Episode 13
"Coon vs. Coon & Friends"
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The Coon, with the dark lord Cthulhu on his side, seeks revenge against Coon and Friends; Mysterion deals with the struggle of his curse.

South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
clapping sound
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Got a little left, chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.

<i>Full lyrics to the song Terrance and Phillip sing, as used on the closing credits