"Oontz. Oontz. Oontz."

Walden fosters a six-year old boy on Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 5. But can he really handle the responsibility involved?

"Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 4, a mother-to-be meets Alan and Walden in her search for suitable parents for her child. Did they choose this couple?

"Glamping In a Yurt"

On Two and Half Men Season 12 Episode 3, Alan and Walden attemtp to convince a social worker that they're a loving couple and capable of adopting a child.

"A Chic Bar in Ibiza"

On Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2, Alan becomes offended when Walden ask to get a pre-nuptial agreement. Also, Michael Bolton guest star.

"The Ol' Mexican Spinach"

On the season 12 premiere of Two and a Half Men, Walden has a health scare on Halloween and asks Alan for help changing his life.

"Oh Wald-E, Good Time Ahead"

Alan deals with the consequences of coming clean to Larry on the season finale of Two and a Half Men.

"Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot"

Gretchen expects Alan to come clean with Larry while Walden takes a road trip to find his first car on Two and a Half Men.

"Lotta Delis in Little Armenia"

Walden has to confront his codependency issues while Alan finds a new way to make money on Two and a Half Men.

"Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick"

Walden is sure Kate is "the one" until he runs into Vivian on Two and a Half Men.

"West Side Story"

The When his ex-girlfriend opens a boutique, Walden is invited to the opening while Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house on Two and a Half Men.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket