Two and a Half Men Episode Guide

11/03/2003

"If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"

Judith gets worried when Jake begins drawing sketches of a naked female friend of Charlie's that has been wandering around the house half naked.

10/27/2003

"Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"

Charlie and his mother, Evelyn, end up dating two people that are related.

10/20/2003

"The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"

Jake's soccer league leads to Alan and Charlie meeting some very sexy soccer moms.

10/13/2003

"If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap"

Alan is having troubles with Charlie's sarcastic maid, Berta. Charlie is trying to get Jake and Rose to listen to him.

10/06/2003

"Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"

Alan fears he's losing custody of his son Jake so he goes out drinking with his brother Charlie.

09/29/2003

"Big Flappy Bastards"

Charlie tries to learn how to be a parent with his nephew Jake around, while Alan tries to win back his ex-wife, Judith.

09/22/2003

"Pilot"

Charlie's life is turned upside down when his brother, Alan, and nephew, Jake, move in with him into his Malibu Beach house.

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