Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 17
"I Merely Slept With a Commie"
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After Evelyn confides in Alan and Charlie about how she doesn't want to die like her friend no loved ones at her funeral, the boys convince her this could be her one day.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 16
"Young People Have Phlegm Too"
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Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. Charlie takes Alan with him and they're shocked to learn they're considered old.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 15
"My Damn Stalker"
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Rose is moving to London and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news; Alan lies to a woman he met online

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 14
"That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
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Charlie sets up Alan with the new neighbor Danielle but gets jealous when the two bond

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 13
"Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
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When Jake tells Charlie and Alan he heard his mother having sex with Herb, it conjures up a repressed memory of Charlie's and he seeks help from Rose

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 12
"Castrating Sheep in Montana"
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Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating her daughter, Naomi.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 11
"Walnuts and Demerol"
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Charlie's friends and family interrupt his Christmas date. When Evelyn finds out who the date is, she tries to push them apart.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 10
"Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
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Fearing he'll get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight to stay; Kandi tries to stop Alan from selling their condo.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 9
"Corey's Been Dead For an Hour"
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Charlie reaches the breaking point with putting up with Alan's mooching during a double date; Jake is left home alone for the first time

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 8
"Release the Dogs"
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Alan suffers from insomnia and visits his psychiatrist that tells him it's due to his jealous towards Charlie

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

My name is Charlie, and, um, my maid says I'm a sex addict

Charlie