Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 15
"My Damn Stalker"
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Rose is moving to London and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news; Alan lies to a woman he met online

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 14
"That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
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Charlie sets up Alan with the new neighbor Danielle but gets jealous when the two bond

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 13
"Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
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When Jake tells Charlie and Alan he heard his mother having sex with Herb, it conjures up a repressed memory of Charlie's and he seeks help from Rose

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 12
"Castrating Sheep in Montana"
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Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating her daughter, Naomi.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 11
"Walnuts and Demerol"
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Charlie's friends and family interrupt his Christmas date. When Evelyn finds out who the date is, she tries to push them apart.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 10
"Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
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Fearing he'll get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight to stay; Kandi tries to stop Alan from selling their condo.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 9
"Corey's Been Dead For an Hour"
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Charlie reaches the breaking point with putting up with Alan's mooching during a double date; Jake is left home alone for the first time

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 8
"Release the Dogs"
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Alan suffers from insomnia and visits his psychiatrist that tells him it's due to his jealous towards Charlie

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 7
"Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
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Berta's daughter is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her to confront the baby daddy; Alan shows his fetish for pregnant women while they're gone

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 6
"Apologies for the Frivolity"
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Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are similar Evelyn's, his mother

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: You smell like strawberries.
Sophie: It's my lip gloss.
Jake: Does it taste like it smells?
Sophie: You wanna find out?
Jake: Sure!
[Sophie leans in to kiss Jake, Jake uses a finger to wipe her lip gloss off, then proceeds to eat it]
Jake: Mm

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.