Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 15
"My Damn Stalker"
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Rose is moving to London and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news; Alan lies to a woman he met online

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 14
"That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
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Charlie sets up Alan with the new neighbor Danielle but gets jealous when the two bond

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 13
"Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
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When Jake tells Charlie and Alan he heard his mother having sex with Herb, it conjures up a repressed memory of Charlie's and he seeks help from Rose

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 12
"Castrating Sheep in Montana"
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Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating her daughter, Naomi.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 11
"Walnuts and Demerol"
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Charlie's friends and family interrupt his Christmas date. When Evelyn finds out who the date is, she tries to push them apart.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 10
"Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
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Fearing he'll get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight to stay; Kandi tries to stop Alan from selling their condo.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 9
"Corey's Been Dead For an Hour"
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Charlie reaches the breaking point with putting up with Alan's mooching during a double date; Jake is left home alone for the first time

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 8
"Release the Dogs"
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Alan suffers from insomnia and visits his psychiatrist that tells him it's due to his jealous towards Charlie

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 7
"Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
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Berta's daughter is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her to confront the baby daddy; Alan shows his fetish for pregnant women while they're gone

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 6
"Apologies for the Frivolity"
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Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are similar Evelyn's, his mother

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog