Quotables for the Week Ending February 4, 2016

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HIPSTERS!!

It's always fun to find the common denominator between some shows, and this week it's hipsters.

Granted, they're only found on two shows, but still. Hipsters! 

Find out what else made the week special by way of quotes as you scroll through our slideshow.

1. Suits

This could be awkward suits s5e12

No, Harvey, what you did is start this mess when you hired a fraud.

Donna
No, Harvey, what you did is start this mess when you hired a fraud.

2. The Originals

Hayley

Hayley: I’m not exactly sure what you’re going to hunt in the French Quarter.
Jack: Hipsters.

Hayley: I’m not exactly sure what you’re going to hunt in the French Quarter. Jack: Hipsters.

3. Grimm

Quest for the truth grimm

Renard: So, we have a normal middle-class mother and father who are backing their daughter's involvement in a radical, violent Wesen organization.
Nick: Actually, they said they were *proud* of her.
Renard: Well, at least they're being supportive.

Renard: So, we have a normal middle-class mother and father who are backing their daughter's involvement in a radical, violent Wesen...

4. Chicago Fire

Casey and swat chicago fire

Herrmann: Hey Cruz, you know where we could get a live chicken this time of night?
Cruz: Why would you think I would know that?

Herrmann: Hey Cruz, you know where we could get a live chicken this time of night? Cruz: Why would you think I would know that?

5. Galavant

Richard and galavant strategize

Galavant: Over the last months, I've watched you transform from a boob into a real man. And today you're going to transform into a warrior.
Richard: You said boob.

Galavant: Over the last months, I've watched you transform from a boob into a real man. And today you're going to transform into a...

6. Downton Abbey

Mary is on edge downton abbey

Robert: I'm afraid Mama seems to see this argument as the last battle, the last big fight of her life. If she loses, there'll be hell to pay.
Cora: Then there'll be hell to pay.

Robert: I'm afraid Mama seems to see this argument as the last battle, the last big fight of her life. If she loses, there'll be hell to...

7. Madam Secretary

Henry and his sister madam secretary

I say again, what's wrong with a fruit basket?

Blake
I say again, what's wrong with a fruit basket?

8. Colony

Earning respect colony

The people you have gotten involved with are not who they appear to be. These kinds of movements prey on idealists like you. You want to make a difference, but they will use you and cast you aside. They will destroy your life without conscience. You're wondering if you have a choice. You don't. You work for me now.

Phyllis
The people you have gotten involved with are not who they appear to be. These kinds of movements prey on idealists like you. You want to...

9. The X-Files

Its real the x files

Scully: And, animals don't shoot blood out of their eyeballs.
Mulder: Oh no?! Well, tell that to the lizard. Which shoots blood out of its eyeballs, Scully. Yes. It's a scientific fact.
Scully: Mulder, the internet is not good for you.

Scully: And, animals don't shoot blood out of their eyeballs. Mulder: Oh no?! Well, tell that to the lizard. Which shoots blood out of...

10. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Going to camp crazy ex girlfriend

Paula: You just need to use what God gave you.
Rebecca: My charm and my wit?
Paula: That’s a weird name for your boobs.
Rebecca: My boobs’ names are Bonnie and Clyde. My ovaries names are Hustle and Flow.

Paula: You just need to use what God gave you. Rebecca: My charm and my wit? Paula: That’s a weird name for your boobs. Rebecca: My...

11. Supergirl

Growing closer supergirl

Alex: I sent a team to scan the area. No signs of extra-terrestrial activity so we can probably rule out an alien shape-shifter, unless there's something you're not telling us.
Hank: The skirt was surprisingly comfortable, but no.

Alex: I sent a team to scan the area. No signs of extra-terrestrial activity so we can probably rule out an alien shape-shifter, unless...

12. The Magicians

Overwhelmed by the power the magicians

You have to mean it for magic to work.

Marina
You have to mean it for magic to work.

13. Lucifer

Helping chloe lucifer s1e2

How do you afford this place? Do you take bribes?

Lucifer
How do you afford this place? Do you take bribes?

14. Younger

Trellis younger

Maggie: You know what you've drawn here? It's not a board game. Your life is a spider web.
Liza: But I should be OK, right? Because I'm the spider.
Maggie: But I think you're also the fly.

Maggie: You know what you've drawn here? It's not a board game. Your life is a spider web. Liza: But I should be OK, right? Because I'm...

15. The Flash

Danger ahead the flash

Thanks for the hang? Is he your son or your age inappropriate buddy?

Iris
Thanks for the hang? Is he your son or your age inappropriate buddy?

16. The Good Wife

Alicia florrick photo

Judge: Are you out of your tiny, little mind Mrs. Florrick?
Alicia: You don't need to say little when you say tiny, one or the other will do.

Judge: Are you out of your tiny, little mind Mrs. Florrick? Alicia: You don't need to say little when you say tiny, one or the other will...

17. Agent Carter

Marvels agent carter

Peggy: Mr Jarvis, are you alright?
Jarvis: Jarvelous!

Peggy: Mr Jarvis, are you alright? Jarvis: Jarvelous!

18. DC's Legends of Tomorrow

Finance anyone dcs legends of tomorrow

I've seen darker days. I've seen men of steel die and dark knights fall and even then, I accomplish my mission no matter what.

Rip
I've seen darker days. I've seen men of steel die and dark knights fall and even then, I accomplish my mission no matter what.

19. The Vampire Diaries

Damon in the civil war the vampire diaries s7e10

Overall I’d give Hell one star for horror and two very disappointed thumbs down for clever use of parable.

Damon
Overall I’d give Hell one star for horror and two very disappointed thumbs down for clever use of parable.

20. Shameless

Working the system shameless

Patrick: Where the hell is everyone?
Svetlana: Regulars stop coming because they think this is hipster bar.

Patrick: Where the hell is everyone? Svetlana: Regulars stop coming because they think this is hipster bar.

21. Teen Wolf

Surprise attack teen wolf

Malia: What?
Stiles: I believe in you too, Kira.
Malia: I'm going to be the one locked in the electrical room with her. You can do it.
Kira: You guys are all crazy. We're all going to die.

Malia: What? Stiles: I believe in you too, Kira. Malia: I'm going to be the one locked in the electrical room with her. You can do it....

22. Pretty Little Liars

Hanna marin photo

Sorry, Jordan. More about lying to you than erasing that tape. I totally get it if you didn't want to marry me.

Hanna
Sorry, Jordan. More about lying to you than erasing that tape. I totally get it if you didn't want to marry me.

23. New Girl

Schmidt shirtless

They're reaching into your skin wallet. Your scrotum.

Schmidt
They're reaching into your skin wallet. Your scrotum.

24. Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce

Overhauling her book girlfriends guide to divorce

Jo: I still cannot believe Jake shoots a load into a starlet and you are out shopping for her.
Abby: OK. Inappropriate!

Jo: I still cannot believe Jake shoots a load into a starlet and you are out shopping for her. Abby: OK. Inappropriate!

25. Jane the Virgin

Jane considers dating jane the virgin

Rogelio: Is that a new "or else" look.
Adriana: Yes.
Rogelio: Wow.
Adriana: I have recently added it to my repertoire. Is it threatening?
Rogelio: Extremely.
Adriana: Good.

Rogelio: Is that a new "or else" look. Adriana: Yes. Rogelio: Wow. Adriana: I have recently added it to my repertoire. Is it threatening?...

26. Shadowhunters

Bring it on

Simon: You don't get to talk to me, Captain America.
Jace: Considering I'm the one with the weapons, I can say what I want.

Simon: You don't get to talk to me, Captain America. Jace: Considering I'm the one with the weapons, I can say what I want.

27. iZombie

Liv investigates a murder izombie

"The Upright Position" as read by Kristen Bell. I've always felt a kind of connection to her.

Liv
"The Upright Position" as read by Kristen Bell. I've always felt a kind of connection to her.

28. Chicago Med

Returning to work chicago med

Sarah: Whatever. Don't do it on my account. Go have fun.
Joey: "Fun?" I've been on one awful date. She asked me to go on a hike, and I got bit by a spider. It still hasn't healed.

Sarah: Whatever. Don't do it on my account. Go have fun. Joey: "Fun?" I've been on one awful date. She asked me to go on a hike, and I...

29. Arrow

Arsenal is back arrow

Oliver, sometimes the greatest act of love is no action at all. It's her life. It's her choice.

Malcolm
Oliver, sometimes the greatest act of love is no action at all. It's her life. It's her choice.

30. Law & Order: SVU

The neighbors law and order svu

Rollins: We have head wounds, signs of sexual assault...
Benson: Welcome back, huh?

Rollins: We have head wounds, signs of sexual assault... Benson: Welcome back, huh?

31. Chicago PD

Lindsay hits the casino chicago pd

I've seen those women go into a tailspin. 'I'm gonna be alone forever. My eggs are drying up.' So I am glad you're not worried, except they do dry up. And you owe me twenty bucks.

Platt
I've seen those women go into a tailspin. 'I'm gonna be alone forever. My eggs are drying up.' So I am glad you're not worried, except...

32. Code Black

Competition code black

Gordon [about Malaya]: I'm sorry, I just -- I would just feel more comfortable with her.
Jesse: And I would feel more comfortable with a chilled cerveza and a view of the beach, but that's not how it works around here.

Gordon [about Malaya]: I'm sorry, I just -- I would just feel more comfortable with her. Jesse: And I would feel more comfortable with a...

33. Shades of Blue

Heroin shipment shades of blue

Harlee: It didn't occur to you to approach calmly and request ID?
Tufo: It occurred to me to beat his ass.

Harlee: It didn't occur to you to approach calmly and request ID? Tufo: It occurred to me to beat his ass.

34. You, Me and the Apocalypse

The second coming you me and the apocalypse

It's very British chaos, isn't it? Everyone's queuing.

Dave
It's very British chaos, isn't it? Everyone's queuing.

35. The Big Bang Theory

Meemaw visits the big bang theory

There's Amy! I just know you're going to hit it off. You both have the same fashion sense.

Sheldon
There's Amy! I just know you're going to hit it off. You both have the same fashion sense.

36. The 100

Not a nice greeting the 100 s3e3

Gina: Don't do anything stupidly heroic.
Bellamy: Garden-variety heroic. You got it.

Gina: Don't do anything stupidly heroic. Bellamy: Garden-variety heroic. You got it.

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