Quotables for Week Ending March 24, 2017

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The Flash brought a lot of light to the world with an anti-villain. Who knew they existed?

The Good Fight battled a bit of ugly language and Quantico joked around with...terrorism?

Hey, what can we say? Quotes are fun!

Scroll through our assortment for the week and find something new to watch next week.

1. The Flash

Putting on a show the flash

Barry [singing]: I'm your super friend. Your super friend. I'll be there in the nick of time if you're ever in a spot.
Kara [singing]: And if not there in time, you can just go back in time and give it another shot!
Barry: I'm actually not supposed to do that anymore.

Barry [singing]: I'm your super friend. Your super friend. I'll be there in the nick of time if you're ever in a spot. Kara [singing]:...

2. The Good Fight

The firm at work the good fight

Julius: You can't ban every use of the n-word on the internet.
Diane: Yes, you can.
Adrian: Every rap lyric would go out the window. What about Huckleberry Finn?
Barbara: Yes, that would be unfortunate. All those times Huckleberry Finn is quoted in tweets.

Julius: You can't ban every use of the n-word on the internet. Diane: Yes, you can. Adrian: Every rap lyric would go out the window. What...

3. Time After Time

Back to the 1980s time after time

My god. Imagine the possibilities if you used your memory for something significant.

H.G. Wells
My god. Imagine the possibilities if you used your memory for something significant.

4. Homeland

Carrie mathison photograph

[Quinn] nearly died last year in Berlin and I managed to save him. But… [getting emotional] the way he’s been acting the past few months, it’s as if he wants to finish the job. So I brought him into our home because I can’t go through that again. I can’t lose another one.

Carrie
[Quinn] nearly died last year in Berlin and I managed to save him. But… [getting emotional] the way he’s been acting the past few months,...

5. Shades of Blue

Turning up the heat shades of blue

Stahl: I'm a man of my word.
Harlee: When it suits you.

Stahl: I'm a man of my word. Harlee: When it suits you.

6. Big Little Lies

Jane is confroted big little lies

Principal: I understand Ziggy's father is not involved in Ziggy's upbringing. Is that right?
Jane: The only thing I know about Ziggy's father is that he's keen on erotic asphyxiation and raping women.
Madeline: You did not say that.
Jane [laughs]: No, of course I didn't. But I wanted to.

Principal: I understand Ziggy's father is not involved in Ziggy's upbringing. Is that right? Jane: The only thing I know about Ziggy's...

7. Once Upon a Time

Hes willing to lend a helping hand once upon a time

Careful. I don't think your sister would be too pleased if you caused the demise of a second Robin.

Robin
Careful. I don't think your sister would be too pleased if you caused the demise of a second Robin.

8. FEUD: Bette and Joan

The new cast member feud bette and joan

Bette: Where's your wheelchair?
Joan: It's on the set, why?
Bette: You're going to need it after I break your goddamned legs!

Bette: Where's your wheelchair? Joan: It's on the set, why? Bette: You're going to need it after I break your goddamned legs!

9. NCIS: Los Angeles

Nell and eric ncis los angeles

Deeks: I can't find it.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: My tiny violin.
Kensi: You're such a jerk.

Deeks: I can't find it. Kensi: What? Deeks: My tiny violin. Kensi: You're such a jerk.

10. Chicago Justice

Classified evidence chicago justice

Judge: Bail is set at $1 million -
Olsen: That's an insult to these two young men who dedicated their lives to serving this country.
Judge: I wasn't finished. Now, I'd like to thank you both from the bottom of my heart for your service. Bail is still 1 million smackers.

Judge: Bail is set at $1 million - Olsen: That's an insult to these two young men who dedicated their lives to serving this country....

11. Quantico

The illegal joint task force quantico

Diana: So what do you think happened? Another terrorist event?
Ryan: Well if Alex is here, there can't be one far behind.
Alex: Funny.

Diana: So what do you think happened? Another terrorist event? Ryan: Well if Alex is here, there can't be one far behind. Alex: Funny.

12. American Crime

Jeanette worries about the fire american crime

Kimara: You didn't do anything wrong. You didn't commit a crime. You're under the age of consent.
Shae: I'm free to go?
Kimara: There are other girls...
Shae: Let one of them testify. I was begging people for money long before I met Billy. Why you gonna put him in jail for something I was doing anyway?

Kimara: You didn't do anything wrong. You didn't commit a crime. You're under the age of consent. Shae: I'm free to go? Kimara: There are...

13. The Arrangement

Megans personal life the arrangement

I haven't exactly been sold on Megan.I guess you've sensed this. She's beautiful. She's a good actress. But whatever this other thing is that you and Deann see in her, it's been lost on me. Until now. She makes you happy, and I care about you. So, I'm all in.

Terence
I haven't exactly been sold on Megan.I guess you've sensed this. She's beautiful. She's a good actress. But whatever this other thing is...

14. Girls

Adam has a request girls

Marnie: Ray broke up with me. Can you believe it?
Hannah: Kind of, yeah. I mean, you're, like, a horrible cunt to him, so...

Marnie: Ray broke up with me. Can you believe it? Hannah: Kind of, yeah. I mean, you're, like, a horrible cunt to him, so...

15. Madam Secretary

Climate treaty madam secretary

Blake [about the sand mandala]: Uh, I still don't get the point.
Elizabeth: That is the point.
Blake: No. Due respect, ma'am, not getting the point can't possibly be the point. You can say that about anything.
Elizabeth [points at Blake]: Exactly.

Blake [about the sand mandala]: Uh, I still don't get the point. Elizabeth: That is the point. Blake: No. Due respect, ma'am, not getting...

16. The Magicians

Breakfast club the magicians s2e9

Quentin: I don't want to know a world without Alice.
Alice: Keep this up and you won't have to. We'll both be dead. Good plan.

Quentin: I don't want to know a world without Alice. Alice: Keep this up and you won't have to. We'll both be dead. Good plan.

17. Supergirl

Meeting the parents supergirl season 2 episode 16

Kara: What's next?
Mon-El: Oh how about one of those movies where everybody just breaks into song out of nowhere?
Kara: You mean a musical?

Kara: What's next? Mon-El: Oh how about one of those movies where everybody just breaks into song out of nowhere? Kara: You mean a musical?

18. Scorpion

Plummeting to earth scorpion

Happy: We're friends-ish.
Paige: [scoffs]
Happy: I like you just fine.
Paige: What a ringing endorsement.

Happy: We're friends-ish. Paige: [scoffs] Happy: I like you just fine. Paige: What a ringing endorsement.

19. Bates Motel

Marion makes a decision bates motel

Dr. Edwards: Do you remember what I told you about her?
Norman: Sometimes I see mother when she's not there and sometimes I become her.

Dr. Edwards: Do you remember what I told you about her? Norman: Sometimes I see mother when she's not there and sometimes I become her.

20. Jane the Virgin

Supporting them both jane the virgin

Rogelio: So are you excited about abuela's wedding?
Mateo: Will she have a bouncy house?

Rogelio: So are you excited about abuela's wedding? Mateo: Will she have a bouncy house?

21. Bones

Fbi special agent james aubrey bones s10e1

A body, covered in acid. Yeah, that should help with the nausea.

Aubrey
A body, covered in acid. Yeah, that should help with the nausea.

22. Outsiders

An unexpected turn outsiders

G'Win: I think we get one of them up here... show them the harm they've caused.
Farrell: Ain't gonna come willingly.
G'win: I know.

G'Win: I think we get one of them up here... show them the harm they've caused. Farrell: Ain't gonna come willingly. G'win: I know.

23. The Americans

The family business the americans

Being in a relationship is complicated. You don't share everything. You hold back what you need to. Everybody does.

Elizabeth
Being in a relationship is complicated. You don't share everything. You hold back what you need to. Everybody does.

24. Legends of Tomorrow

World war i dcs legends of tomorrow

Mick: Piece a cake.
Jax: You thought that was easy?
Mick: No. I want a piece of cake. And a beer.

Mick: Piece a cake. Jax: You thought that was easy? Mick: No. I want a piece of cake. And a beer.

25. Empire

The devil himself empire s3e10

What Marley gave you in Control, and Dre gave you in Chronic, I give you in Inferno.

Lucious
What Marley gave you in Control, and Dre gave you in Chronic, I give you in Inferno.

26. The Fosters

Friendly chat the fosters s4e17

Mariana: He kissed her? Oh my God, I'm going to kill him.
Callie: No, she kissed him. He didn't pull away.

Mariana: He kissed her? Oh my God, I'm going to kill him. Callie: No, she kissed him. He didn't pull away.

27. Chicago Fire

Taken hostage chicago fire

Cruz: Wait, Walcott, wasn't there a shooting there last shift?
Otis: Mm. It's a turf war. The, uh, Western Posse's beefing with the 21 Naturals. [all turn to look at him] What? I follow the Drill Rap scene! Sue me.

Cruz: Wait, Walcott, wasn't there a shooting there last shift? Otis: Mm. It's a turf war. The, uh, Western Posse's beefing with the 21...

28. Underground

Unbearable circumstances underground

This life be hard and unfair. You gon know pain and ain't nothing I can do about that. But every once in a while, we can steal moments like this one. If you can hold onto them, it'll help through the hard times. Understand?

Ernestine
This life be hard and unfair. You gon know pain and ain't nothing I can do about that. But every once in a while, we can steal moments...

29. The Expanse

The expanse season 2 episode 9 the weeping somnambulist 02

Transmission from Venus: …scans indicate the presence of biological compounds in the air above the crater. Life, in an environment that melts lead—it should be impossible.
Deputy Undersecretary Avasarala: Eros changes everything… just like a soldier on Ganymede without a suit.

Transmission from Venus: …scans indicate the presence of biological compounds in the air above the crater. Life, in an environment that...

30. Arrow

Violent tendencies arrow

Malcolm Merlyn, CEO of Merlyn Global Group.
Anatoly. Anatoly, Gangster.

Malcolm
Malcolm Merlyn, CEO of Merlyn Global Group. Anatoly. Anatoly, Gangster.

31. Criminal Minds

Keeping reid safe criminal minds

Alvez: We will keep Reid safe. We will find a way to get him through this.
Garcia: That's what I told him. But he looked at me like he didn't believe it.

Alvez: We will keep Reid safe. We will find a way to get him through this. Garcia: That's what I told him. But he looked at me like he...

32. The 100

Saving people the 100 season 4 episode 7

Ilian: You want to survive out here alone? Let me help you.
Octavia: You've helped enough.

Ilian: You want to survive out here alone? Let me help you. Octavia: You've helped enough.

33. Law & Order: SVU

The genetics claim law and order svu

Will: I don't want to betray anyone.
Sonny: You don't owe Dalton a damn thing. He is a predator. He is everything you are trying so hard to overcome. And if you protect him, he's going to rape again. And that's gonna be on you.

Will: I don't want to betray anyone. Sonny: You don't owe Dalton a damn thing. He is a predator. He is everything you are trying so hard...

34. Major Crimes

A surprise visit major crimes

Sharon: Mary's biggest defense was that her captain didn't like a woman in the unit.
Flynn: Well, it was a bit of a boy's club back then.
Sharon: It still is. But I don't know how much of a feminist she really was. When I caught her for fraud she called me a bitch.

Sharon: Mary's biggest defense was that her captain didn't like a woman in the unit. Flynn: Well, it was a bit of a boy's club back then....

35. Chicago PD

Questioning the evidence chicago pd

Ruzek: Well, I'm confused. Was the husband the mastermind or was it her the whole time?
Olinsky: Kid, what are you looking for? They can tell you all day long why they killed someone, you're still not going to sleep any easier.

Ruzek: Well, I'm confused. Was the husband the mastermind or was it her the whole time? Olinsky: Kid, what are you looking for? They can...

36. Designated Survivor

A key connection designated survivor

In times of crisis, we must not succumb to cynicism and mistrust. Instead, we must maintain faith while embracing reason and truth, not speculation and rumor. Again, we can only obtain this through transparency.

Kirkman
In times of crisis, we must not succumb to cynicism and mistrust. Instead, we must maintain faith while embracing reason and truth, not...

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