Quotables from Week Ending April 16, 2015

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During the week ending April 16, 2016, we've chosen some of the most quotable moment for your enjoyment.

1. Once Upon a Time

Once Upon a Time
The Author: You are quite possibly the biggest pain in the ass I have ever had the displeasure of writing about.

2. The Good Wife

The Good Wife
Finn: I worked in that office. Bishop could cure cancer and wipe out world hunger and they'd still want him.

3. Helix

Peter: I've learned that family is not what you're born with, it's what you chose. Family stands by you no matter what; unconditionally. That is why I know Alan, that you are not my family.

4. Battle Creek

Battle Creek
Russ: Yes. The time frame that my mother pulled out of her ass fits within the time frame that you pulled out of your ass.

5. Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones
Mance: When we first met you were my prisoner and now for our last meeting... John: This doesn't have to be our last meeting. ~~~ Mance: No, but it will be. ~~~ John: You know what Stannis wants? ~~~ Mance: He wants me to bend the knee and he wants the free folk to fight for him. I'll give him this much, he's bold. ~~~ John: Shouldn't a king be bold? ~~~ Mance: Oh I respect him. If he gets what he wants I expect he'll be a better ruler than the fools sitting on the Iron Throne the last two hundred years... but I'll never serve him.

6. Mad Men

Mad Men
Don: Who are you hiding from? ~~~ Roger: I've got two secretaries and three telephones. I feel like Marlon Perkins is chasing me on the Savannah. Hiding is pointless.

7. Revenge

Victoria: Amanda Clarke is chaos theory and I cannot let this continue.

8. Scorpion

Toby: How long are you going to keep punishing me for sleeping through our date? ~~~ Happy: How long is your life span?

9. The Following

The Following
Joe: I have to be sane in order for the state to put me to death? How perverse.

10. Jane the Virgin

Jane the Virgin
Rogelio: If only there were a way to capture this moment and freeze it in time. Xo: Take a picture.

11. NCIS: Los Angeles

NCIS: Los Angeles
Callen: No, Hetty saved me. Everything I am today is because of her. Sam: Well, you should tell her.

12. The Originals

The Originals
Klaus: Good! Then it's settled! Off you pop to your respective tasks. Me, I've always been of the opinion that the best defense is a good offense. So I'm going to find a way to murder that god-forsaken witch.

13. Bates Motel

Bates Motel
Norma: I hear ya, but I can't take care of my self, I'm a mother. Now I have to go talk to my horrible brother. You know what? I have no choice because it is important to my sons. ~~~ James: Yeah? And what about your own needs? ~~~ Norma: Parents do not have needs. You ever read the book The Giving Tree? It's about this tree and this kid keeps coming and taking stuff from it his whole life until there's nothing left but a stump and then the kid sits on the stump. That's being a parent.

14. Daredevil

Wesley: I assure you, all my employer wants is for you to continue to be ethical, decent men; good lawyers. And for that, for nothing more than your exceptional skills and your discretion... you'll be fairly compensated.

15. The Flash

The Flash
Harrison: What exactly are we waiting for, Ms. Smoak? ~~~ Felicity: [points to the sky] That there! ~~~ Caitlin: Is that a bird? ~~~ Cisco: It's a plane... ~~~ Felicity: It's my boyfriend. ~~~ Ray: Hi! [waves] I'm Ray.

16. Finding Carter

Finding Carter
Max: You're a lifesaver, dude, thank you. ~~~ Crash: [laughs] A lifesaver who almost killed you. ~~~ Max: Too soon?

17. Weird Loners

Weird Loners
Caryn: This is a lot of information. What site is this? Zara: Am I Dating a Douchebag dot com. By the way, I know you date a lot so I signed you up for the full year.

18. iZombie

Liv: Of everyone here, who would you eat first? Ravi: I think first I'd ask if someone could spare an apple. Or half a sandwich.

19. Agents of SHIELD

Agents of SHIELD
Jiaying: There was a woman once, she didn't trust my judgement. So she stole a batch of Terrigen crystals and fled. Got caught up with some criminals in Bahrain. Her name was Eva; Russian, strong-willed like you.

20. NCIS

Tony: You must have had a rough childhood. Normally I would take great pleasure in breaking a clown like you down nice and slow. But considering that you conspired with a terrorist and you are responsible for the torture and murder of a United States Marine, I'm a little pissed off and pressed for time. Ashmore: Hey good cop. You wanna step in here? ~~~ McGee: You're on your own.

21. NCIS: New Orleans

NCIS: New Orleans
Sebastian: Has anyone ever told you that you bear a striking resemblance to Gandalf?

22. Arrow

Oliver: Fight back, Ray, fight back! ~~~ Ray: He's. Too. Strong. ~~~ Oliver: This is not about strength. This is about heart. Ray, when the mayor was killed, you put yourself in harm's way to save Felicity. Normal people, they don't do that. Heroes do that.

23. Criminal Minds

Criminal Minds
Hotch: I think it's a good solution. ~~~ Brooks: Oh so you think it's a great solution. Sure. Given the fact that you conceived the idea. My brain may be checking out, but I'm not an idiot. Jessica told me a while ago that her promotion was in title only. And that song and that you two have been doing for my benefit..... You're giving her the extra money aren't you?

24. Nashville

Luke: Let's see, what in the world am I gonna wear? I left all my sparkles at the dry cleaners.

25. The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory
Leonard: Just this morning, Sheldon wouldn't let me put almond milk in my Grape Nuts because he said it was a theoretical nut conflict.

26. The Odd Couple

The Odd Couple
Teddy: You already have a great job. You host a national radio show from your apartment. If you want you could do it naked, or eating a pizza, or getting a massage. If you play your cards right, you could do all three at once. Oscar: That is the dream.

27. The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries
Lily: I took your advice and I've been dabbling on Stefan's computer. What a wondrous invention -- all that knowledge. Damon: And videos of cats riding robot vacuum cleaners.

28. Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy
Richard: Let me tell you, it scared the hell out of me. Because the minute you see all the things you have, you see all the things you stand to lose.

29. Vikings

Ragnar: I have something to say. I did not become Earl because I aspired to be one. It came about because of other people's actions. And I did not become king out of ambition, but once again I had no choice as a result of other people's actions. But nonetheless, I am king. King Ragnar, that is my name. What does a king do Bjorn? Bjorn: He rules. Ragnar: Yes, good... he rules. And as a ruler, I have the last say. Me! Not you, not you and not you.

30. Bones

Brennan: I believe the term is "one in the hole!" Booth: No, Bones, it's "hole in one."

31. Reign

Mary: I am grateful..but I have to ask the same question. Why? Francis: You mean why, when you were about to leave France? To turn your back on the country that sheltered you as a child and abandon the crown you were given? And me, the husband you swore an oath to?

32. Elementary

Sherlock: The full spectrum of commerce and communication flows through her optic fibers as well as the requisite glut of pornography and cat videos.

33. Scandal

Rowan: I know you, because the apple does not fall far from the tree, Olivia, poison though it may be.

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Helix, Battle Creek, Once Upon a Time, Mad Men, Revenge, Scorpion, Jane the Virgin, The Originals, Bates Motel, Daredevil, The Flash, Finding Carter, iZombie, NCIS, Arrow, Criminal Minds, Nashville, The Big Bang Theory, The Odd Couple, The Vampire Diaries, Grey's Anatomy, Vikings, Bones, Reign, Elementary, Scandal, Weird Loners, NCIS: New Orleans, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., NCIS: Los Angeles, The Following, The Good Wife
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What I haven't said in this letter, Mal, what I've been trying to write among all these scattered words is, is that I'm afraid. I'm scared, Mal. We grew up reading about a Saint who would one day perform a miracle of light and solve our country's problems, and we knew that was a lie. We knew that no stranger ever solved our problems for us. No great miracle was coming. That's why we had each other. The world is hard and cruel, but we had each other, and that was enough. That was everything. If Saints were once real, they've long since left us. Yet now, everyone is looking at me like I'm the answer. Like I'm the miracle the world has been waiting for. Or perhaps they know I'm a fraud, an imposter. I'm terrified. Of failure or success. If I really do have this power, who am I? I would be everything we mocked and dismissed. A stranger to myself. And to you. You once told me you were the most scared when you were lost. But getting lost can happen even when you know where you are. You told me about cardinal north and true north. Cardinal north is a direction on a map. True north? True north is home. It is where you feel safe and loved. You have always been my true north, Mal. And if I am to survive this, I need to be home again, with you.


Inej: Kaz, if not Saints, what do you believe in?
Kaz: Myself.
Inej: Why'd I even ask?
Kaz: And you. And Jesper. My Crows.
Inej: Because we flock to your bidding? Like the animals of vengeance, you named us after?
Kaz: Crows don't just remember the faces of people who wronged them. They also remember those who were kind. They tell each other who to look after and who to watch out for. No Saint ever watched over me. Not like you have.