Quotables from Week Ending April 30, 2015

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13. Crazy Capote is back! I thought you had exiled him to the Maldives. Can't anyone follow a...

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Crazy Capote is back! I thought you had exiled him to the Maldives. Can't anyone follow a simple revenge plan?

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Crazy Capote is back! I thought you had exiled him to the Maldives. Can't anyone follow a simple revenge plan?

14. his body is pushed to the human limits of agony

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Once immobile, he'll be pummeled with stones the size of tangerines, specially chosen to inflict maximum pain but not too big so he won't get knocked out. His ribs will snap and break into pieces, lacerating his liver and kidneys and liquefying his spleen. And if he's lucky, his lungs will fill up and he'll drown in his own blood. But if not, he could be conscious for up to 2 hours and his body is pushed to the human limits of agony.

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Once immobile, he'll be pummeled with stones the size of tangerines, specially chosen to inflict maximum pain but not too big so he won't...

15. Here's a question. How come everything you hear off of every Tarot reader is positive? Is all...

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Here's a question. How come everything you hear off of every Tarot reader is positive? Is all the energy off of every person who comes in her positive, or do you like have to hide the bad news?

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Here's a question. How come everything you hear off of every Tarot reader is positive? Is all the energy off of every person who comes in...

16. Why would he take the blame? Because he's stubborn, irresponsible, on top of being a...

Hayley

Hayley: So after all that Klaus wasn't even the one who killed Aiden?
Marcel: Thought you'd want to know.
Hayley: Why would he take the blame? Because he's stubborn, irresponsible, on top of being a bloodthirsty, murdering lunatic.

Hayley: So after all that Klaus wasn't even the one who killed Aiden? Marcel: Thought you'd want to know. Hayley: Why would he take the...

17. I had a little session with the therapist that Norma Bates has been screwing. You think you...

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I had a little session with the therapist that Norma Bates has been screwing. You think you know her, Alex, but you don't. She's a kinky bitch.

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I had a little session with the therapist that Norma Bates has been screwing. You think you know her, Alex, but you don't. She's a kinky...

18. We should've known. After the accident, I would've done anything to see my daughter's face...

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Jack: Camille told them that their son was waiting for them in heaven because you told her to. This is because of your brilliant idea.
Peter: Jack, one statement does not drive people to suicide. Okay? No one could have known how fragile the Koretskys were.
Claire: We should've known. After the accident, I would've done anything to see my daughter's face again.

Jack: Camille told them that their son was waiting for them in heaven because you told her to. This is because of your brilliant idea....

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Amanda: Purple skins?
Nolan: I'll tell you on the way

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