Quotables from Week Ending April 30, 2015

Cam: The writing's on the wall.
Lily: But mostly on the curtains.

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Just for the record, I'm not better than anybody else, but I sure as hell want where I'm going to be better than where I came from.

Scarlett

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Aubrey: I bet this was delicious once.
Hodgins: Aubrey, please don't eat that.

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So I've been sent to inform you that her Majesty still rejoices in the idea of marrying you and she's ready to give you her backing, if you take the throne of France.

Lord Akers

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Emily: Oh hey Oscar, did I wake you?
Oscar: No, I'm always up at this hour to milk the cows, make sure Ma is warming the griddle.

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Bernadette: I don't when I became the mother to three lazy teenagers, but it stops today. You guys are cleaning the kitchen top to bottom.
Raj: Hey, I don't even live here!
Bernadette: Yes or no, do you have clothes in my laundry right now?

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