Quotables from Week Ending March 19, 2015

Lucious: [to Andre] So is this the little angel that's got you down here filling your head with all these ideas about a higher purpose? Let's see who's more powerful, your God or your daddy.

Harrison: Do you know how hard it has been to keep all of this from you, especially from you, because the truth is I've grown quite fond of you and in many ways you have shown me what it's like to have a son. Forgive me, but to me you've been dead for centuries.

Rosa: You never told me Sinbad lived in your building. ~~~~~ Jake: If Sinbad lived in my building, I'd have a tattoo on my head that said 'Sinbad lives in my building.'

Peter: No, you're not supposed to hit it into the water. ~~~~~ Lois: But you hit it into the water. ~~~~~ Peter: I know I hit it into the water. ~~~~~ Lois: But why do they have water if you're not supposed to hit it there. ~~~~~ Peter: Because it's fun! We're having fun!

Klaus: The truth is Elijah and Rebekah can be a bit naive when it comes to family relations. Case in point, their unending faith in me. I repay that loyalty by guarding them against treachery they cannot see and I sense that you are treacherous indeed.

Dave: You were my best friend. My only friend and now we're done. Just get out of here before I get angry.

Oliver: He said I can do more as the new Ra's than I could ever do as Oliver Queen or the Arrow. That I would have unlimited resources. That I could make a difference, not just a dent. ~~~~~ Diggle: You aren't really considering this, just because Capt. Lance is angry and Felicity is momentarily unavailable?

Russ: Your snitch is an NBA cheerleader? ~~~~~ Al: You got a problem with that? ~~~~~ Russ: No I don't got a problem with that. My problem is that my snitch is a fat, annoying, hairy moron.

Boy: I'm sorry Red. I failed you. I don't know why they trusted me with you. ~~~~~ Red: Mooooo. ~~~~~ Boy: [crying] I'm a big loser.

Anne: Won't you save yourself for my sake? For the sake of my son? Our son.

Jake: Pain festers and makes monsters of us all.

Camille: I died, didn't I? ~~~~~ Lena: Yeah. ~~~~~ Camille: Are you afraid of me? ~~~~~ Lena: [shakes her head, no] ~~~~~ Camille: I'm afraid of myself.

Rogelio: While Jane is truly magnificent, she does not have the ear for comedy that I have.

Emma: Do you wanna be Peter Pan? ~~~~~ Norman: Maybe, if you'll be Wendy. ~~~~~ Emma: Peter and Wendy never got to have sex. ~~~~~ Norman: Aoahhhh.

Alison: We need something. I'm about to get life in prison because Mona decided to use her last Laurel and Hardy stamp.

Mindy: You're going to get hotter and hotter like George Clooney and I'm going to get fatter and fatter like Rosemary Clooney.

Will: What is wrong with you? ~~~~~ Sue: Oh, it's just a flare up of my chronic hate disorder.

Danny: When we were calling the wheel looking for someone who spoke Serbian you were the only one in the entire department who fit age and physical profile. ~~~~~ Eddie: I hope that means young and hot.

Jennifer: We daughters shall make from twelve what man could not. Yes, an army.

April: Did you seriously just hack into my wordpress while I was getting coffee for both of us?

Brett: He dumped me. Dawson: You mean you dumped him? Brett: He was the dumper. I was the dumpee.

Liv: I don't have post-traumatic stress. I have post-traumatic ennui. Post-traumatic defeatism. Post-traumatic 'what's the point?'

Lana: I don't know, was someone else in here yelling their idiot head off about being in the CIA? ~~~~~ Archer: I don't know! Was someone else making out with Frodo P. Gryffindor here just to make someone else jealous?

Grimitz: I thought by now I would be capable of forgiveness. That maturity would lessen the pain, but I was wrong.

Raylan: I ain’t saying we’re in the end zone doing the Ickey shuffle, but we are definitely in the red zone.

Rick: You keep the windows intact, you keep society intact.

Liz: You saved a man you hate to help me.

Dean: You know you can do everything right, and even still, sometimes the guy still dies.