Better Off Ted Recap: "Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits"

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Better Off Ted just continues to get well... better.  During last night's episode, Ted brought his daughter, Rose, to work with him and she affected everyone.

Our favorite moments from this episode, though, all involved Veronica's interactions with Rose.  Unreal.  You can catch up on the events in our "Through Rose Color HAZMAT Suits" recap.

Ted, Rose and Veronica

Be sure and check out the always witty Better Off Ted quotes from the episode:

Ted: I have to watch Rose.
Veronica: I can wash Rose.
Ted: I said "watch" her, not "wash" her.
Veronica: Hmm. Even easier.
Ted: The fact that you thought I was going to go wash Rose right now makes me think you may not know that much about children.
Veronica: I know they need to be cleaned | permalink
Ted: Did you even notice I have my daughter with me today?
Veronica: I look at people's eyes when I talk to them, Ted, not at their waists | permalink
Linda: Kids. God's little awkward-moment machines | permalink

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Better Off Ted Quotes

Janet: The company doesn't make mistakes.
Ted: What about that memo announcing "Casual Fribsday"?
Janet: The company said that wasn't a mistake. They explained that the ancient Mayans prophesied Fribsday--the first ever eighth day of the week which will occur in 2024. Which the company believes should be celebrated casually. I'm going to wear a denim pantsuit.
Ted: And when they urged all employees to "carpoop"?
Janet: That wasn't mandatory. Thank God.
Ted: Although we did find out what people would do to park slightly closer to the building.

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