Better Off Ted Recap: "Get Happy"

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Last night was the season finale of the incredibly short first season of Better Off Ted.  During the episode, company morale was low and Veridian Dynamics was ready to do whatever it took.

Veronica tried to clean up her image by giving more compliments, Ted tried to please middle management over fifty, and Linda got her cubicle theming approved.

Ted at Lunch

Find out if morale improved in our "Get Happy" recap.

Now for our favorite Better Off Ted quotes from the episode:

Manny: Ted, you're so put together. It's like you stepped out of a magazine. Didn't you ever get a mustard stain on your shirt, or a hooker's vomit on your pants?
Ted: Well, I did do one of those things when I was twelve at a baseball game. I won't tell you which one it is, but it was the game of my life | permalink
Veronica: Another time, another place. Two other people, it could have been magniflorious.
Phil: You mean that?
Veronica: I do. Particularly the part about two other people | permalink
Phil: My wife says I wouldn't know comedy if it ripped my face off.
Veronica: Good for you for having a wife | permalink

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Better Off Ted Quotes

Janet: The company doesn't make mistakes.
Ted: What about that memo announcing "Casual Fribsday"?
Janet: The company said that wasn't a mistake. They explained that the ancient Mayans prophesied Fribsday--the first ever eighth day of the week which will occur in 2024. Which the company believes should be celebrated casually. I'm going to wear a denim pantsuit.
Ted: And when they urged all employees to "carpoop"?
Janet: That wasn't mandatory. Thank God.
Ted: Although we did find out what people would do to park slightly closer to the building.

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