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July 11th, 2012 11:21 PM
season 9 with ashton was still funny :)
i laughed my ass off as i did watching previous seasons :D
July 3rd, 2012 2:35 PM
True, Charlie Sheen is irreplacable and was the main reason most of us watched the show. I personally loved his act. But then Ashton is not Charlie; he is good in his own way. I've loved the show for its writing and dialogues. As long as Chuck's there; i dont think the humor quotient would be affected. Looking forward to season 10.
July 1st, 2012 7:52 PM
The new version of the show sucks. Chuck, you lost, Charlie won! I know I and everyone else I know have switched to watching ANGER MANAGEMENT. I can't wait for Charlie's Showa ratings to surpass the stir fried dog shit of a "new version" on two and a half men
June 26th, 2012 8:15 AM
the shows producers should do anything to get charlie sheen back ashton kutcher is crap compared to charlie sheen who was so effortless with the act . ashton seems to be over acting . t jones is a star . ashton you suck get lost
June 5th, 2012 9:10 AM
I really have to disagree with all these comments, the new two and a half men is not as great as it were before but still one of the best tv shows, and ahston coming in to forfill the footsteps of Charlie is not a easy job and yet he managed really well. What you guys are lacking is the same old feeling in the house, i remember i always had a nice feeling when watching this show but that was becuase jake was young and you could refer to your own life. Ashton is totally great and i love the way he interacts and tries to bring the show back to life, just live with it, Charlie is the one who made us lose a great show not Ashton. Try looking on it from a different point of view then just puting out ignorant statements.
May 29th, 2012 11:54 AM
ashton sucks!!!
May 28th, 2012 1:48 PM
get rid of zoey and ashton. boring boring boring........................
we want cryer, angus t jones, judith and evelyn and of course berta.......
get someone to turn up as charlie's illegitimate kid borne to some ex-flame of charlie or to (?)rose maybe. hate zoey. her accent is no longer cute and her kid is tooooo irritating, little brit queen. lindsey is much better though i hate elridge. charlie was damn damn good at what he did!!! i miss him. he was a lovable rascal!! :)
May 26th, 2012 5:59 PM
I love the new Two and a Half Men!
May 18th, 2012 3:23 PM
Ashton is so unbearable to watch. Full of himself and tediously boring. Why is he paid so much when he is the last comer, adds nothing to the show and actually brings it all down? The show has deteriorated beyond salvage and it's a pity because the original actors and writers were outstanding. Now it is just TV at its lowest standards.
May 13th, 2012 9:30 PM
People People, no matter how many shitty reviews we write it won't ever change anything! These dumb-asses running the network think the show is funny, and that's all that matters.. Yes it sux.. But season 10's a go and we the people just gotta take it.. Like a prisoner takes it up the asss from his 400 pound cell-mate...
May 12th, 2012 8:21 PM
Why does Ashton get more than Cryor when Cryor is the funny guy? What an overpaid boring actor is Ashton, people are finding it hard to put foods on their table in the world and Ashton gets 700k each episode for telling stupid stories and being boring, the worlds a bit messed up. Bring the old cast members into bigger roles and get rid of zoey, it has potential but I think the writers are terrible now, whereas they used to be wonderful when Charlie was in it, which is because Charlie was such a character in real life and it was exciting watching him on tv. Ashton is boring as a barrel full of mud. Boo for 10th season, whats that 14 million dollars Ashton Kutcher will make for being a lame dumbass for next year, how lucky is he?
May 11th, 2012 1:26 PM
Still love the show but please bring back some of the old casts immediately including rose,goodbye to zoey!
May 10th, 2012 3:22 PM
I'm British and i've been watching from the being it a great show aspecially series 1to 8,series 9 start great but has lost its way Alan still cracks me up walden not so funny any more needs to get rid of zoey and we need to see more of judith,herb and berta.
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May 9th, 2012 10:24 PM
used to love this show,after charlie,was fired i have watched a total 1hr of the show,its just terrible now,get rid of ashton he`s not funny,jack never used,or the mom ,berta,judith,herb none of them are ,and if they are wow in one part,if they where used more ,the show would be a big get hit again,now terrible!
May 9th, 2012 10:18 PM
season 9 is terrible,with out charlie,it is about as funny as a kick-head,i agree with all the comments !
May 8th, 2012 4:50 PM
The show is just awful now. What are the writers thinking? Its called two and a half men; what happened to Jake? He hardly appears in any of the episodes. From season 10, the show should be called - 'Vanity Card 999 - Chuck Lorre has lost his mind'.
May 8th, 2012 4:14 PM
How old is Jake by now??? He's got to be close to 18 which means no more child support for Alan! The show is really getting sloppy and just plan idiotic. I hope the writers change direction in season 10!
May 8th, 2012 11:20 AM
All the original characters are seen less and less of...Zoe needs to go!! I find her character really annoying and her british accent hard to listen to. Walden and Zoe's relationship is so boring...Allan is the only one that seems to make me laugh! Need more Herb and Judith..they were a funny couple to watch.
May 3rd, 2012 9:18 PM
So excited about season 10! Loving it with Ashton. Would like to see more herb and Judith. Not crazy about the zoey character but it's still my favorite show. Need more jake, Evelyn and Berta too! Loved kathy bates! She's great!
May 2nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Kathy Bates played charlie very well, it was almost he was back. 10th season will be awesome, tho im british i agree zoey needs to go, i find her boring
May 2nd, 2012 7:17 PM
One of the worst shows on tv I think chuck lore is keeping it on to spite Charlie pathetic
May 2nd, 2012 4:21 PM
I don't miss Charlie and think Walden has been a well-conceived change. I agree that Alan has become too needy although he does some great physical humor. I think Zoey is a useless addition and should be dropped. The character is really annoying. I think they should have Bridget play a bigger role. Even more Judith and Herb would be a good idea. By the way, how does Jake's character warrant $300,000 an episode. He barely has any part in most shows. Finally, it might be nice if the writers could find more humor not based on masturbation. Funny for a while but...
May 2nd, 2012 2:00 PM
Once a top-rated show with talented acting and writing, TAAHM is now just another trash TV program that manages to turn a profit. What a pathetic show it has become.
May 2nd, 2012 11:23 AM
I guess we just keep watching in the vain hope the show will somehow regain its former strength.
May 1st, 2012 7:16 PM
Bring back Charlie. Kathy Bates could play him, just bring him back.
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