You Only Live Once, people.
This was a lesson Homer tried to learn on the latest installment of The Simpsons, as his adventures over the past quarter century have apparently not been enough.
The half hour featured Jon Lovitz reprising his role as Llewellyn Sinclair from "A Streetcar Named Marge," along with Homer pretending to be a pirate.
In what context? Click on this picture to watch The Simpsons Season 25 Episode 4 online: