Alan Harper

Jon Cryer stars as Alan Harper on Two and a Half Men.  Alan is charlie's less successful younger brother.  Alan moves in with Charlie after his divorce from his first ex-wife, Judith.

Alan has weekend custody of his son, Jake, who lives with him at Charlie's.  Alan is a chiropractor, yet due to his alimony payments, is struggling and has to depend on his brother.

Alan gets married and divorced a second time to the very young and attractive, Kandi.  He's lovable and annoying at the same time.

Alan Harper Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket

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Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink?
Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid.
Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass."
Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch

Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together.
Charlie: Thanks.
Woman: Your wife must be proud.
Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married.
Woman: Too bad.
Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog

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