Alan Harper
Played by: Jon CryerBio
Jon Cryer stars as Alan Harper on Two and a Half Men. Alan is charlie's less successful younger brother. Alan moves in with Charlie after his divorce from his first ex-wife, Judith.
Alan has weekend custody of his son, Jake, who lives with him at Charlie's. Alan is a chiropractor, yet due to his alimony payments, is struggling and has to depend on his brother.
Alan gets married and divorced a second time to the very young and attractive, Kandi. He's lovable and annoying at the same time.

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Quotes
Alan: When I was married to judith it was my choice to get a vasectomy, new kitchen, and a labradoodle with a diarrhea.






Lyndsey: There's not enough cranberry juice in the world to put out the fire between my legs.




November 14th, 2011 10:16 PM
Dear Jon Cryer, if by chance you should happen to read this I can tell you that you are the only thing saving 2 and a half men during season 9. The premise of the show sucks, you should be the main character and it may be time to start thinking about doing some kind of spin off show. Chuck lorre is only using the show now as a vehicle to jab at charlie sheen. You should have been the main character and rented out rooms in order to get by in the house. That would've given the show so many different directions that it could of gone and been funny and had a variety of guest stars come in for a few episodes for season. You've always been the best part of 2 and a half men! Start thinking about doing your own show.
August 30th, 2010 3:31 PM
alan brother your the best your so funny wehn you have time we can make party together call me ;D
March 6th, 2010 2:46 AM
Alan:Chawie,This woman is cwearly a wunatic!!!
after Alan had a tooth extracted and he's still under anestic.