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Bebe Stevens is one of the female studnets at South Park elementary and is Wendy's best friend.  She's pretty much the only other girl student with speaking parts so you should know her.  Plus she was the first girl to get boobs and they destroyed society.

Bebe Stevens Quotes

Bebe: I want a Starvin' Marvin!
Pip: Yes! I'll pay $50 for one!

Bebe: I'd want a pot-bellied elephant.
Pip: Yes! I'd pay $50 for one!

South Park Quotes

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Man at bar 1: Oh, this is one of them scruples questions ain't it?
Man at bar 2: No, no I got a better one: Would you have sex with your motherto save your father's life?
Man at bar 1: You mean like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said if you don't have sex with her, I'll kill him?
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.

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