Charlie Harper
Played by: Charlie SheenBio
Charlie Sheen stars as Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men. Charlie is the typical bachelor whose life takes an unexpected turn when his recently divorced brother, Alan, and nephew, Jake, move in to his Malibu Beach home with him.
Charlie is extremely successful as a commerical jingle writer and does very well with the ladies. He mostly has flings and very rarely has girlfriends during the show. Though he seems cold, he definitely takes care of both his brother and nephew.
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Dr. Freeman: Okay, I got 5 minutes before my next patient so why don’t you just give me the headline.
Charlie: Okay, I’m seeing a woman.
Dr. Freeman: That’s not a headline Charlie, that’s the name of the paper.
Charlie: I know but she’s different than the type of woman I usually go out with.
Dr. Freeman: Oh yeah, different how?
Charlie: Well, she’s a little older.
Dr. Freeman: You really couldn’t go younger without having to register with the authorities.
Charlie: Okay, I’m seeing a woman.
Dr. Freeman: That’s not a headline Charlie, that’s the name of the paper.
Charlie: I know but she’s different than the type of woman I usually go out with.
Dr. Freeman: Oh yeah, different how?
Charlie: Well, she’s a little older.
Dr. Freeman: You really couldn’t go younger without having to register with the authorities.
Lyndsey: There's not enough cranberry juice in the world to put out the fire between my legs.
May 11th, 2011 11:00 PM
Warlocks cannot be replaced -hold the cheesecake
May 11th, 2011 10:40 PM
Hugh Grant would be wrong wrong wrong.
I say, Chuck Lorre and Les Moonves and Peter Roth should sit at lunch at the W/B at order a cobb salad and ice tea with Lemon, Liz Lemon.
Then, the three of them tell Charlie Sheen to get on his knees and say he is sorry for being so insulting ...lets, see, how about, he says he's sorry for insulting just about everybody, the network, himself, Charlie Levine and Sheen's 3 xwives, all his old girlfriends, his cast, his crew, his make up and all the editors, other script writers, other show runners, and most of all... US Joe Public that had to hear about this mess for weeks.
But Joe Public is VERY forgiving...And, last I heard, Charlie wanted his job back after he was sober a few weeks and had the guts to admit he was wrong on a multitude of levels.
But, forgive and forget. For Charlie Sheen to come back for another 22 or 20 episodes I feel it would take great s
July 30th, 2010 9:18 AM
that waz a great idea .. . . . . . .jajajaj . . . . . . .
March 6th, 2010 2:49 AM
Charlie:No Dogs Alan,especially stolen ones that are big enough to make me their bitch.
from the season four episode,A Pot Smoking Monkey.