Charlie Sheen stars as Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men.  Charlie is the typical bachelor whose life takes an unexpected turn when his recently divorced brother, Alan, and nephew, Jake, move in to his Malibu Beach home with him.

Charlie is extremely successful as a commerical jingle writer and does very well with the ladies.  He mostly has flings and very rarely has girlfriends during the show.  Though he seems cold, he definitely takes care of both his brother and nephew.

Charlie Harper Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Jake: Stuff never goes back in the box the way it came out.
Charlie: That's a life lesson, Jake

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Chelsea: I just think it's ridiculous that we're engaged and we're not living together
Charlie: Well excuse me for being old fashioned. I'm just not comfortable with us living in sin
Chelsea: So you think we should stop having sex?
Charlie: No no, it's not the sin I object to, it's the living in it