Glenn Quagmire Quotes
Season 10, Episode 10: "Meg and Quagmire"
Peter: "I'M Back Bush?"
Quagmire: "This can't be a surprise to you, Peter."
Peter: "Yea, I knew, I just didn't know you knew!"
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 9: "Grumpy Old Man"
Carter: "Hey Quandry."
Quagmire: "No, no it's Quagmire."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 8: "Cool Hand Peter"
Quagmire: "O come on! They don't own French fries!"
• Rating: Unrated
Joe: "I know, an exciting day for me is when I watch wheelchair porn. Boy do sparks fly on those."
Quagmire: "Oh is it hot?"
Joe: "Eh, it's mostly chairs smashing into each other."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 10, Episode 7: "Amish Guy"
Quagmire: "Peaches, Ginger, Honey, Candy, Olive... oh you know what? This is the wrong journal..."
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 6: "Thanksgiving"
Meg: "Hey, when you get sexually abused in a coma, do you know it's happening and can't do anything about it, or do you just not know what's going on?"
Quagmire: "I also am curious about that."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 3: "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q"
Peter: Eddie Izard would be very discreet.
Quagmire: Well, there's your answer.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 19: "Episode VI: It's a Trap"
Peter: Whoa, what the hell are these? Hamsters?
Quagmire: They're adorable!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 18: "Foreign Affairs"
Quagmire: So, do you guys not do the anal probe thing anymore?
Alien: No, that's more of less been retired.
Quagmire: I see, I see...do you guys still have the thing?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 14: "Tiegs for Two"
Brian: So how did you two meet?
Jillian: Quagmire showed up at my door and said he was the federal boob inspector! And I was going to tell him to go away, but he had a warrant!
Quagmire: It was a snickers wrapper, Brian. I held up a Snickers wrapper.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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