Glenn Quagmire

Glenn Quagmire, who mostly goes by his last name, is one of the Griffins' neighbors on Family Guy.  Quagmire is a bit of a lovable perv and is voiced by the show's creator, Seth McFarlane.

Though you could never tell by the way he acts, Glenn is actually an airline pilot.  Oh and Quagmire has a huge thing for Lois and ruined Cleveland's marriage.  I say don't leave him alone with your daughter or wife.

Glenn Quagmire Quotes

Voiceover on TV: The Statue Of Liberty was a gift from France...
Guy: The Statue Of Liberty!?
Peter: Oh my kid must of taped over this for history class. Boys, boys! We're going to drink till she's hot.
Quagmire: Hey, thats just crazy enough to work

Quagmire: Hey Peter, you want to play "drink the beer"?
Peter: Sure. (takes drink of beer)
Quagmire: You win!
Peter: What do I win?
Quagmire: Another beer!
Peter: Oh man, I'm going for the high score!
Quagmire: Actually, Charlie has the high score.
Charlie [peeing in grandfather clock]: Hey man, your clock won't flush

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Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter

But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.

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