Kyle Broflovski is one of the main fourth grade leading characters on South Park along with his buddies Stan, Kenny and frenemy Cartman. Although he usually shares the role of lead protagonist with Stan, he has the distinction of being one of the only Jewish children on the show and being with war at Cartman as a resut. Little known fact? Underneath that hat lies a gorgeous set of red hair... making him a daywalker.
Narrator: Who is Eric Cartman's father? Is it Chief Running Water? Or is it Chef? Is it Mephesto? Or that little monkey guy that follows him around? Or is it Mr. Garrison?
Jimbo: Nope. He's gay.
Mr. Garrison: You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!
Narrator: Is it Jimbo?
Narrator: Or is it Officer Barbrady?
Officer Barbrady: Huh?! Where?!
Narrator: Or could it be Ned?
Ned: Could be.
Narrator: Or Mr. Broflovski??
Kyle: Dad, how could you?!
Narrator: Or is it the 1991 Denver Broncos? The answer is coming on an all-new South Park, in just four weeks.
Cartman: What?! Son of a bitch!!
Kyle: Dude, Terrance got really fat.
Stan: Yea, he looks terrible.