Kyle Broflovski is one of the main fourth grade leading characters on South Park along with his buddies Stan, Kenny and frenemy Cartman.  Although he usually shares the role of lead protagonist with Stan, he has the distinction of being one of the only Jewish children on the show and being with war at Cartman as a resut.  Little known fact?  Underneath that hat lies a gorgeous set of red hair... making him a daywalker.

Kyle Broflovski Quotes

Cartman: Pretty sweet, huh?
Kyle: What the hell is this?
Cartman: What's it look like? Hundreds of thousands of votes from all the swing states.
Kyle: I don't believe it.
Cartman: No really, there are states full of swingers. Bunch of perverts if you ask me.

Kyle: Does poo go to heaven?
Chef: I kinda hope not.

South Park Quotes

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.

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