Kyle Broflovski Quotes
Season 16, Episode 7: "Cartman Finds Love"
Kyle: What the hell are you doing telling people we're a gay couple?
Cartman: Oh, heard that through the grapevine, did you?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 16, Episode 6: "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining"
Kyle: How many iPod nanos is friendship worth? I guess, one.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Real Kyle: So you intended us for us to go ziplining all along? Why, Stan?
Real Stan: If you signed up 3 friends...you got an iPod nano.
Real Kyle: You sold us out for an iPod nano?!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Kyle: It was like having the life sucked out of you. That's all it is, sliding down a cable.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 16, Episode 5: "Butterballs"
Kyle: Just be careful you don't end up naked and jackin' it in San Diego.
Stan: What the hell does that mean?
• Rating: Unrated
Kyle: You're gonna stop bullying. With Cartman singing about his vagina.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 16, Episode 3: "Faith Hilling"
Kyle: How can we be passé, we're only in 4th grade.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 15, Episode 2: "Funnybot"
Kyle: Dude an award show just for comedy sounds like a bad idea.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 14, Episode 9: "It's a Jersey Thing"
Stan: What's a muff cabbage?
Kyle: It's a Jersey thing.
• Rating: Unrated
Cartman: You know what you want to do if you want a family to move away? Every night you take a crap on their doorstep.
Kyle: Is that why there's crap on my doorstep every morning?
Cartman: Oops. Busted.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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